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Grandpakhalif

Postby hydrogen » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:05 pm

Let's talk about him.

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby SecretAgent » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:15 pm

He's a salafi n drug addict same time. His cousins r married to bantu converts

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby Keyblade » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:16 pm

his best dream is when he was in a dessert and he was ridin a horsel (a fantastical creature), he was dressed in an all white warrior khamis and black turban, after that he was wielding a sword and he was speakin Arabic, then a man with a long white beard and a deep voice, told him that he shall soon pass the embers of life, and will be a symbol for the people. then after he fought but then whilst in the midst of battle he heard a maiden's voice urged him to fight then unfortunately woke up just when the battle was getting hot and couldn't continue this wonderful story

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby Oxidant » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:17 pm

He's a salafi n drug addict same time. His cousins r married to bantu converts
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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby Arabman » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:31 pm

A young disciplined Muslim with great potential.

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Postby ZubeirAwal » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:31 pm

his best dream is when he was in a dessert and he was ridin a horsel (a fantastical creature), he was dressed in an all white warrior khamis and black turban, after that he was wielding a sword and he was speakin Arabic, then a man with a long white beard and a deep voice, told him that he shall soon pass the embers of life, and will be a symbol for the people. then after he fought but then whilst in the midst of battle he heard a maiden's voice urged him to fight then unfortunately woke up just when the battle was getting hot and couldn't continue this wonderful story
:lol: are these from his own words :russ:

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby hydrogen » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:32 pm

his best dream is when he was in a dessert and he was ridin a horsel (a fantastical creature), he was dressed in an all white warrior khamis and black turban, after that he was wielding a sword and he was speakin Arabic, then a man with a long white beard and a deep voice, told him that he shall soon pass the embers of life, and will be a symbol for the people. then after he fought but then whilst in the midst of battle he heard a maiden's voice urged him to fight then unfortunately woke up just when the battle was getting hot and couldn't continue this wonderful story
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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby Keyblade » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:35 pm

his best dream is when he was in a dessert and he was ridin a horsel (a fantastical creature), he was dressed in an all white warrior khamis and black turban, after that he was wielding a sword and he was speakin Arabic, then a man with a long white beard and a deep voice, told him that he shall soon pass the embers of life, and will be a symbol for the people. then after he fought but then whilst in the midst of battle he heard a maiden's voice urged him to fight then unfortunately woke up just when the battle was getting hot and couldn't continue this wonderful story
:lol: are these from his own words :russ:
Yep, straight from the horsel's mouth.

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby grandpakhalif » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:37 pm

A young disciplined Muslim with great potential.
Brother Arabman, surely if I was able to leave darul kufr, I would be strong muslim, but I am weak and it's due the afflictions of kufr that surrounds me, the naked women, the hedonism, the feminism, the deluded muslims, the filthy stench of shirk. I feel like God is testing me severely amongst a thousand ignoramus. Wallahi, He has been good to me for he gave me deep understanding of the religion. I also have duties that I am unable to fulfill and this pains me to the core, surely if I was given the chance I would rush to the meeting with my Lord. Alas, I am stuck in limbo amongst the mushrikeen, and if it were not for Islam, I surely would have been the greatest of losers.

So don't call me disciplined, I am a great sinner and subject to God's wrath.

Ilaahi ee caafi :cry:

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby Twist » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:38 pm

A mole; a double agent.

All this, "I would've left this place if I had had a passport" and all the flip-flopping is a trap. Open your ideas, kids. :ufdup:

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby hydrogen » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:40 pm

if it were not for Islam, I surely would have been the greatest of losers.
In English that you means you would of been vomiting in a plastic bag 4am in the morning after getting high on marijuana in the club.

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby Keyblade » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:42 pm

A young disciplined Muslim with great potential.
Brother Arabman, surely if I was able to leave darul kufr, I would be strong muslim, but I am weak and it's due the afflictions of kufr that surrounds me, the naked women, the hedonism, the feminism, the deluded muslims, the filthy stench of shirk. I feel like God is testing me severely amongst a thousand ignoramus. Wallahi, He has been good to me for he gave me deep understanding of the religion. I also have duties that I am unable to fulfill and this pains me to the core, surely if I was given the chance I would rush to the meeting with my Lord. Alas, I am stuck in limbo amongst the mushrikeen, and if it were not for Islam, I surely would have been the greatest of losers.

So don't call me disciplined, I am a great sinner and subject to God's wrath.

Ilaahi ee caafi :cry:
You wanna overcome your weakness? Stop blaming others for it and man the fuck up.

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby original dervish » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:44 pm

Never know anyone vomit on weed alone.
Unless you had a dodgy burger afterwards maybe. :lol:

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby grandpakhalif » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:44 pm

Sorry, you wouldn't understand, only people similar to Arabman and other like minded Muslims would understand.

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Re: Grandpakhalif

Postby hydrogen » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:47 pm

I have a feeling GPK lives in a little apartment alone somewhere in Toronto and hates himself.


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