Do you have A friend WHO.....

[Basra-]

is sooooo deathly afraid of hearing people die that it induces her into episodes of migraines and severe headache. The person dying could be a distant acquaintance, and my friend will be severely affected. It cracks me up walaahi. Funny thing is --even if its a relative of my friend's dies---my friend usually is silent and not heard from for a while. I suppose she goes into some cave and hibernates into fits of hysteria.



PS On Contrary-- I get orgasms when I hear death news. It just strengths my belief in Allaah swt! Alaaahu Akbaar! Am I a psychopath?

[hydrogen]

I get orgasms when I hear death news.

[Basra-]

I get orgasms when I hear death news.

[FarhanYare]

I get orgasms when I hear death news.

on a side note, yes you are a psychopath

[Insomniac]

I just realised something. If you get orgasms simply by hearing about death, imagine what you would feel if you died. The climax of all climaxes would be had. Forget the G spot, cut your wrists, ladies. I suppose it won't be called orgasm any more when Basra dies. Oh no, we have to invent a new name for the joyful convulsions that Basra will have on her deathbed. Her extremely wet, deathbed.

[FarhanYare]

I just realised something. If you get orgasms simply by hearing about death, imagine what you would feel if you died. The climax of all climaxes would be had. Forget the G spot, cut your wrists, ladies. I suppose it won't be called orgasm any more when Basra dies. Oh no, we have to invent a new name for the joyful convulsions that Basra will have on her deathbed. Her extremely wet, deathbed.

sheekadu orgasmic ka foog she would be shyting in herself basra loves life but enjoys the death of others

[Basra-]

faraax@lloooool



I love your lil side notes. Its always refreshing and cerebral.



Afro--- Istaqfurulaah


My death cannot give me orgasm. I wont be alive to enjoy it. The whole idea of orgasm is to be alive and experience it. And also, the whole idea of it is--me being alive and actually enjoying the neurosis of others. Others who are weak in imaan and intellect, not to mention excess in hysteria. My problem is-- I am too intelligent, and I find un-intelligent people very comical and out of this world. Perhaps I am insane and I don't know it.

[Sophisticate]

Necrophilia, huh?

[Insomniac]

@Faarax
Basra loves life, yes. But even she would jump off the nearest tallest building if she were promised a Pride & Prejudice kind of heaven where she is a white, blue eyed, upper-class woman.

@Basra
You are thinking of life in a wrong way, my dear friend. It doesn't end when you die here. Oh no, far from it. Your convulsions will last you many earthly lifetimes. And who is to say you can't dabble in a bit of schadenfreude from your ivory tower in heaven, where you share a room with Jane Austen? You haven't even begun to realise the possibilities of life after death. I would, as a friend, suggest a quick end to this monotonous and tedious life on earth. Do it for yourself, you deserve better, Basra. Escape this humdrum that we call life. YOLO.

[Basra-]

Yes, sophisticate--- perhaps Afro is into that!



Afro


I think u r weird. But I appreciate your open-ness to suicide and personal demise. I cannot say I haven't thought of it. I can imagine-- meeting Jane Austen-- Napoleon, Siyaad Baare and Aideed for a dinner party where we discussed the heat of hell and perhaps talk about Kama Sultra over desert--in the ice cream room.

[ms.naliaa]

I just realised something. If you get orgasms simply by hearing about death, imagine what you would feel if you died. The climax of all climaxes would be had. Forget the G spot, cut your wrists, ladies. I suppose it won't be called orgasm any more when Basra dies. Oh no, we have to invent a new name for the joyful convulsions that Basra will have on her deathbed. Her extremely wet, deathbed.

Its called a Hypovelmic shock

[hydrogen]

Basra did you get an orgasm while they were performing the third C-section on you?

[Insomniac]

@Basra
I am weird? . Anyway, I doubt you could share a table with people who are in hell, unless you are in hell too and considering your history of... Well, I am not one to judge. . Suicide has negative connotation to it, I like to call it self-salvation. It is not cowardly to skip life, just as it is not bad to skip adverts when watching a film. Taking one's life, or rather, freeing oneself is one of the bravest tasks that only a select few are willing to do. Let go of your worldly love and let the wind run through your fingers as you fall down the 50 story building.

@naliaa
Now why would you know about such a thing?

[ms.naliaa]

Basra,
You orgasm on anything it seems. Books, blood, death, street signs
Can you ograsm on command?? If so, teach me.


Afro,
I read my brothers medical books for fun. I learned alot of stuff.
I want to do a chest tube drainage one day,

[Basra-]

ms nalis@loool


I will teach u how to orgasm on command if u show me how to hold multiple names with such grace and ease.



Afro


I am glad to know u think very highly of me, enough to assure me I will not go to Hell. Mashaalaah. Thank you. But may I recommend my therapist for u? Your well thought through suicide knowledge or what I would like to call Suicide Soliloquy monologue-- scares me.

May I get your permission to pray for u?