Do you have A friend WHO.....

[Insomniac]

@Basra
Pray for me? Is this really Basra? The Basra I know would have had a Herbal Essences moment upon hearing about my inevitable downfall.

@Naliaa
That sounds disgusting. What would you do with drained fluids?

[ms.naliaa]

Basra,
lol, teach me.....I''ll be ur best student.
and you know I dont have other names sweetpea


Afro
I would only do that if someones' lung is collapsing.
I have a fantasy that I would be on a road trip and I would be at a diner somewhere and someone will have the symptoms and I would do the procedure on the diners' floor.

[Insomniac]

I don't think anybody on this fourm is sane.

[zulaika]

PS On Contrary-- I get orgasms when I hear death news. It just strengths my belief in Allaah swt! Alaaahu Akbaar! Am I a psychopath?

Naayaa Basra u mock Allah swt?

When u speak without care of what titillates your punani keep Allah's name out of it..kelbadyahey foosha xun.. Kabish?

aside from that, waad salaamantahey!

[Insomniac]

God damn. I never even got to that part. Basra, you are definitely going to hell.

[saacJabshee]

PS On Contrary-- I get orgasms when I hear death news. It just strengths my belief in Allaah swt! Alaaahu Akbaar! Am I a psychopath?

Naayaa Basra u mock Allah swt?

When u speak without care of what titillates your punani keep Allah's name out of it..kelbadyahey foosha xun.. Kabish?

aside from that, waad salaamantahey!

Jizakallah Zulaika Abayo

[Twist]

@Basra
You are thinking of life in a wrong way, my dear friend. It doesn't end when you die here. Oh no, far from it. Your convulsions will last you many earthly lifetimes. And who is to say you can't dabble in a bit of schadenfreude from your ivory tower in heaven, where you share a room with Jane Austen? You haven't even begun to realise the possibilities of life after death. I would, as a friend, suggest a quick end to this monotonous and tedious life on earth. Do it for yourself, you deserve better, Basra. Escape this humdrum that we call life. YOLO.

That last acronym is contradictory to the rest of the paragraph, no?

And by the way, did it ever occur to you (taking YOLO as an example), putting religion aside hypothetically, that we may only have this life & nothing after?

[GeoSeven]

PS On Contrary-- I get orgasms when I hear death news. It just strengths my belief in Allaah swt! Alaaahu Akbaar! Am I a psychopath?

[salool]

Basra caadi maaha.

[FarhanYare]

you gotta give it to her. what would this place be without her constant qacniimo?

[salool]

^^Ma aragtey horta..iyada uun ba mesha shida.

[GeoSeven]

I swear I don't know what to think with some of Basra's comments. Bewliderment, curiousity...

[Insomniac]

@Basra
You are thinking of life in a wrong way, my dear friend. It doesn't end when you die here. Oh no, far from it. Your convulsions will last you many earthly lifetimes. And who is to say you can't dabble in a bit of schadenfreude from your ivory tower in heaven, where you share a room with Jane Austen? You haven't even begun to realise the possibilities of life after death. I would, as a friend, suggest a quick end to this monotonous and tedious life on earth. Do it for yourself, you deserve better, Basra. Escape this humdrum that we call life. YOLO.

That last acronym is contradictory to the rest of the paragraph, no?

And by the way, did it ever occur to you (taking YOLO as an example), putting religion aside hypothetically, that we may only have this life & nothing after?

YOLO in the Hereafter means something different.

No life after death is a concept that is alien to me. I can't wrap my head around it. For one thing, I can't escape the hopelessness and pointlessness of life, if it were true. What do you think?

[Basra-]

Do you know something else that gives me orgasm? People discussing me in a thread. It literally gives me the noisey jitters worth waking my neighbors!

[Somali-Transporter]

I just realised something. If you get orgasms simply by hearing about death, imagine what you would feel if you died. The climax of all climaxes would be had. Forget the G spot, cut your wrists, ladies. I suppose it won't be called orgasm any more when Basra dies. Oh no, we have to invent a new name for the joyful convulsions that Basra will have on her deathbed. Her extremely wet, deathbed.

I have noticed this Guys posts! he is always horny! and he is Aliyonbantu!