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Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:11 pm
by hydrogen
What's the story behind it and how did the fight go down?
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:17 pm
by Basra-
No. I am too smart for that. (not to mention, too fuleey)
However--- I was once bi!ch slapped when I was separating a fight between my dumb friend from a random idiot. I was slapped so hard, so painful I nearly passed out! It was my first experience of actual pain and agony from the hands of another human being. It was an out of body experience. I am used to analyzing and throwing theoretical wisdom, with this attack I found myself helpless but thankfully, due to my inhuman-ness, of unable to cry, I found a hint of lingering tear from very far away. I found myself abandon all civility I upheld so far in my adulthood-- and temporarily lost my senses. I went into sophisticate ape mode where I jumped, bite, and actually grunted like Serena Williams, the tennis champ player. It was a moment I will not repeat again. A moment of weakness and proof of my humanity that I would love to forget. Since then, when my friends engage in a fight-- I simple bow my gown like a princesses and retreat backwards with a bow of grace and fleeting if not proud fuleeyniimo!
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:19 pm
by hydrogen
I went into sophisticate ape mode where I jump, bite, and actually grunted like Serena Williams, the tennis champ player
I just imagined you in a Somali Minneapolis mall throwing your Jane Austen book to the floor and going ape shit.
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:24 pm
by Basra-
hydrogen@lol
No, I wont throw my Jane Austen on the ground. I would place it on a table, wrapped in a cloth to protect it from the dirt of a Somali mall table. Then I will go ape.
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:31 pm
by 500ml
Yeah I had around 6 fights all in school and I gained a lot of respect from my fighting. Thats school respect for you... people will want to see you fight and see how strong you really are. Wallahi i am not even lying, I got a lot of popularity from it and with popularity comes girls!
..Girls in my year that I've never spoken to wanted me to walk them home, crazy school days.
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:32 pm
by hydrogen
Expand on some
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:36 pm
by SecretAgent
Hydrogen how much u weight? I seen strong 16yrs old
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:37 pm
by hydrogen
Hydrogen how much u weight? I seen strong 16yrs old
48
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:39 pm
by SecretAgent
How much is dat in pounds around 130s ?
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:40 pm
by hydrogen
How much is dat in pounds around 130s ?
Sorry, I don't speak scale
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:42 pm
by 500ml
Hydrogen you need to gain weight, I recommend those weight gainer supplements, I'm sure I was around 60kg when I was your age.
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:45 pm
by hydrogen
Whats good about having a lot of weight?
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:47 pm
by Insomniac
Nothing, if you are a woman.
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:47 pm
by SecretAgent
More blood flows into da penis
Re: Have you ever had a physical fight?
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:48 pm
by hydrogen
More bloods flows into da penis
Why would anyone want that?