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oh my gosh Fah.

loool, that was utterly unnecessary.

Nalia, it's a necessary thought that is also true.

Not bad at all.

Fah that's disgusting.


Afro I don't stutter

BV this is not real life unless you tell me you don't dress like a typical Somali lady because I can't imagine you crushing on a white man

It's my wild imagination the only thing that keeps me company in my Cave

Fah that's disgusting.

But, its true.

It's my wild imagination the only thing that keeps me company in my Cave

The forbidden fruit eh? A pit of rough housing with a gaal eh? You dirty cow, you.

I see you, you skanky cow. You want to be held down by a gaal.

You are weird wallahi. You talk about some guy you exchange words with every week and about how you blush and trip all over your words when he greats you but then cringe at the mention of what everyone is thinking (including you). Don't get coy mate. Don't.

My brain doesn't work like that. I see him and think damn it wow he's staring at you, man he's hot, don't look, don't look, stop smiling, he's here, "hi, you alright?" then keep walking thank God now I can smile all I want and he can't see me, then I laugh and go to my car and keep laughing until a nice song comes on the radio and I start singing along. Get on with my life then a few weeks later same ish.



And how many times will I tell you I don't trip over words, it's 3 words, not that difficult.

Let me guess, light on your feet, butterflies in your tummy? Get a grip mate. You are blushing and your mind is racing like 12 year old who has a crush on the maths teacher. I don't mean to be curd mate, but it is pretty evident what you are in need of. A propa romping init? You want to get sorted nice and propa and then maybe have a fag later on init? You dirty girl you.

Maths.
Mathis.
Math us.

I'll never get used to that.

You bloody wanka why am I still talking to you horta.

Let me guess, light on your feet, butterflies in your tummy? Get a grip mate. You are blushing and your mind is racing like 12 year old who has a crush on the maths teacher. I don't mean to be curd mate, but it is pretty evident what you are in need of. A propa romping init? You want to get sorted nice and propa and then maybe have a fag later on init? You dirty girl you.