well. However, the ONLY time when I cannot "Manage" a situation is when there is what I call "fatal attraction". Then, I abandon all my usual generic method of managing and controlling. SO, lately, there has been a situation in my circle of close co workers. I tend to minimize with people I socialize with at work, I only have a maximum of two people I am close with, a male and a female. Both equally close to me as I treat them the same. I am devoid of any feelings, so anything human like caring for one over the other is foreign to me. You guys are absolutely correct when u say I am a robot here at Somalinet.
So here is the dilemma. The Male friend has a major crush on me. (it could be classified as a fatal attraction). I am not surprised by that as many male (and some creepy female) have a crush on me at work. The female close friend has a crush on my male friend. Now, this news should be YIPPIE for me ma ha? Problem solved? Let them fcuk each other and GET OUT of my hair?
But No, drama always follows the innocent and Angelic ones. The female friend is on a vigorous office politic attack on me. She purports to say, she is my best friend, yet goes behind my back- sabotages me, and lately-- what pissed me off more than anything is-- we had a threesome fight. (yeah, u wish. I am not talking sexually lol) I had a fight with the male who annoyed me by his many actions of professing love to me. In an exhausting heated argument-- this female friends suddenly injects herself in our argument, verbally attacks me and is nakedly taking the side of the male without a drop of discreetness and friend fakeness that I am used to see in her. 
I was deeply offended. 
How dare? I said! Anyway, to cut a long story short- after that heated fight-- nowadays, the two have been very close. I guess-- I should be glad as I have achieved my goal. HE leaves me alone--she leaves me alone, and everyone lives happily ever after. Here is the problem-- I have become friends with a beautiful lady from Spain who just started work recently-- we have a lot of shallow, self absorbed things in common. Then, what is the problem? The female friend is hating on the lady from Spain.The male friend Is after me again. I mean-- how does one make someone else STOP loving them? The female friend--has been ignored lately, and she cant hate on me as the battle lines have be drawn-- so she is not a problem for me now. (but she is hating on my new friend, so technically it is a problem for me)My fundamental important questions is: Why do people fall inlove with people who don't return the favor? Why is the law of love complicated?
Second, why r humans naturally hateful and aggressive? Why does this B!tch see me as an obstacle to her man? Why cant she be intelligent and mature enough to know-- his lack of love to her has nothing to do with me!
Third, I can't think of a third philosophical question for now.
That wasn't a good decision.
