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So I bought this for £9.99.

I have a really large pillow, just over a metre long and about half a metre wide. I will dress it up in jalabiib and spray the fragrance on it, since that how lillaahiya dresses up and smells. I will then go to town on it. I will make holes on it and simply unleash my fury. I will bury it when I am down with her.

, this nigga is like the guy who runs after a girl and ends up alone.

I do own that scent but I don't wear jilbaabs.

I do own that scent but I don't wear jilbaabs.

Doesn't matter. I imagine you do most of the time. That is good enough. That pillow is gonna get it when the perfume arrives.

A meter long pillow

A meter long pillow

Don't ask.

Insominac I never knew you had it in you. First you stock BVs stockings. When that attempt was unsuccessful you try to smother and molest Lils life-sized pillow. Why can't you commit to just one object? They need to change your name to Ina Bahal. Play on, playa.

Insominac I never knew you had it in you. First you stock BVs stockings. When that attempt was unsuccessful you try to smother and molest Lils life-sized pillow. Why can't you commit to just one object? They need to change your name to Ina Bahal. Play on, playa.

You are lucky I keep reading your posts in Big Momma's voice.

Seriously, though. There will be no prisoners. I will go to hell with the Lillaahiya-pillow. Just gotta wait 3 working days for the perfume thing.

Does this have anything to do with your thirst for voluptuous voices? I have the vocal pitch of a dameer I assume lil does too. So Big Momma is a more appetizing substitute to the Hee-Haw of the Canadian accent.

Does this have anything to do with your thirst for voluptuous voices? I have the vocal pitch of a dameer I assume lil does too. So Big Momma is a more appetizing substitute to the Hee-Haw of the Canadian accent.

I am more for the hamster-esque voice of Lillahiya, she doesn't sound like a dameer.

my mammalian voice recognition is off. Enjoy the perfumed pillow, you may not get any love bugs but watch out for phthalates oh and flame retardants.

I thought phthalates were phased out. No matter, I will be getting love-acid-burns, I suppose.

Aw dang. The EU beats us again, we're awfully slow with regard to chemical phase-outs. I wrote a policy proposal on the ban of triclosan for consumer use in Canada, but deep down I knew that stakeholders wouldn't take it seriously. Even the EU hasn't taken a pre-emptive step. So, Bah Humbug.

As you were.