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A Canadian failed to blow himself up today in the airport. He is in police custody and the investigation is ongoing. What we can disclose is that he used to visit an American based website called somalinet. The website had been infiltrated by FBI agents as it is known as a hotbed of extremism. When the would-be terrorist decided enough of enough and headed for the airport, he started a thread in the forum. Several members egged him one while some thought he was bluffing. One commenter known by his online alias Insomniac said, "do it bro, take revenge on these cunts". How he slipped through the CSIS and FBI's hands is still unknown.

I believe this news as much as I believe in unicorns and Sheikh Mustafa actually being a Sheikh.

The failed live explosive man had previously sent an emotional letter to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia in which he asked them to save his war-torn nation - Somalia - from increasing Turkish and Iranian influence. The young man has pointed the finger at influential Somali Cleric Imam Hutuking and claimed that the respected religious leader was the brains of the operation. He also said that the House of Saud would soon ask for his release lest they declare a holy war upon the City of Toronto.

When asked about his involvement in the failed operation, Imam Hutuking was not available for comment however a student of his - calling himself People of the House - rejected the allegations:

"It is well known that the Imam is a promoter of world peace and a good person amongst mankind, surely foreign troops are only able to survive in Somalia due to his blessing and the same is for western nations. And indeed the Imam has many soldiers, both on earth and in outter-space".

he wasn't joking

The failed live explosive man had previously sent an emotional letter to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia in which he asked them to save his war-torn nation - Somalia - from increasing Turkish and Iranian influence. The young man has pointed the finger at influential Somali Cleric Imam Hutuking and claimed that the respected religious leader was the brains of the operation. He also said that the House of Saud would soon ask for his release lest they declare a holy war upon the City of Toronto.

When asked about his involvement in the failed operation, Imam Hutuking was not available for comment however a student of his - calling himself People of the House - rejected the allegations:

"It is well known that the Imam is a promoter of world peace and a good person amongst mankind, surely foreign troops are only able to survive in Somalia due to his blessing and the same is for western nations. And indeed the Imam has many soldiers, both on earth and in outter-space".

I believe this news as much as I believe in unicorns and Sheikh Mustafa actually being a Sheikh.