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Long distance relationships just got better

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Long distance relationships just got better

Postby GeoSeven » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:36 am


Durex’s New Long-Distance Sexy Time Fundawear Is Exactly That

The thought of buying underwear from the same company that makes your condoms might sound shocking at first. But don’t be so quick to judge, especially where sex is concerned, as Durex has just announced its latest innovation. Fundawear.

Fundawear represents the condom company’s first foray into the land of connected devices, and the name explains quite well how it works. You put on special (read: vibrating) underwear that connect to a smartphone app. You can control the vibrations yourself with a smartphone as a remote, or pair the panties with your partner’s smartphone, so they can control the fun.

Of course, this isn’t the first time that long-distance sexy time has been explored by the tech community. There are a whole host of startups, as well as established sex toy brands, that are working to connect people digitally and physically at the same time.

There’s the LovePalz duo kit, which seems to be the most intense of all, with parts for both the male and female to simulate sex across long distances and still feel each other’s movements in real time. Vibease, along with various offerings from Ohmibod, come to mind, as well.

However, this is the first time we’ve seen a condom company throw their hat in the ring, which means that a lot of R&D and resources went into the Fundawear. You know, along with careful consideration over the name.

Fundawear comes in both male and female versions, so you fellas don’t have to be worried about a one-size-fits-all kind of situation.

The Fundawear undies and app companion aren’t available just yet, but frisky explorers interested in joining the testing program can head over to Durex’s Australian Facebook page.

Warning: The following video is kind of sort of NSFW.
[youtube]?v=J3tPZb6i7q8[/youtube]

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby salool » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:24 am

Cant watch the video right now laakin waaba sheeko cusub. :?

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby greenday » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:34 am

Cant watch the video right now laakin waaba sheeko cusub. :?

Haye Salool, ma ila barobeynesaa :mrgreen:

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby Keyblade » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:54 am

reported because sex....and boobies

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby BlackVelvet » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:12 am

The video :lol:

Aduunyo, maybe we'll move to virtual everything. What was that movie where people put on helmets?

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby salool » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:21 am

Cant watch the video right now laakin waaba sheeko cusub. :?

Haye Salool, ma ila barobeynesaa :mrgreen:

I think the real thing is far better...laakin sheekadan ma xuma ina laga war keeno. :lol:

ps- wlc back..haye xagaad isku qarisay baryahan laguma arkine.

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby GeoSeven » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:29 am

reported because sex....and boobies
Whoever reports this can go hang themselves
The video :lol:

Aduunyo, maybe we'll move to virtual everything. What was that movie where people put on helmets?
Demolition Man. Wallahi I could never forget that scene and I always wished that tech would come around in my lifetime :lol:

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby BlackVelvet » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:33 am

:lol: I wouldn't be surprised if it did.

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby Lillaahiya » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:46 am

Durex is just tryna make a buck. People share their partners with or without their knowledge while living with them/in the same city, and these people are talking long distance :down:

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby GeoSeven » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:50 am

It's good for Muslims who dont want to sin when their partner is away.

Nobody wants to be electrocuted though so that stuff better be water proof.

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby Lillaahiya » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:54 am

:lol: You'd cop your wife that? Akhaas calayk.

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby jamal9 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:57 am

... and the sperm will be sent to her via Fedex or UPS.

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby GeoSeven » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:58 am

:lol: You'd cop your wife that? Akhaas calayk.
When your far away why not :D
Besides it's fun. Tell her to wear it around the house and press it when she is unaware :lol:

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby Lillaahiya » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:00 am

Walaal, you're gonna end up sharing her. Waxaan wa shuqul gaalo.

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Re: Long distance relationships just got better

Postby Twist » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:01 am

... and the sperm will be sent to her via Fedex or UPS.
:damn: :dead:


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