It is very rare that I take time to waste my precious time on a character in Somalinet. At least, in a lengthy manner where I am compelled to visit such a character's profile and discover I am not alone. Visiting his profile just now, I couldn't help but see the name of girls visiting his profile.User avatar GeoSeven
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6 months ago
Rank:SomaliNet Heavyweight SomaliNet HeavyweightGroups:Registered usersJoined:pm2011-09-17T15:41:42+00:003UTCUTC2129242b7Last visited:pm2013-09-24T20:11:42+00:003UTCUTC2129242b7Warnings: 1 [ View user notes | Warn user ]Total posts:2195 | Search user’s posts (0.06% of all posts / 2.97 posts per day) Last profile visitors:Basra-, Hodan94, CushiticReflections, Spec2014, MenaceToSociety, Zamaronavich, zulaika, Perfect_Order, ayub123, vivasomali
No, doubt this character, who joined six months ago as the profile above states, has made his mark here in Somalinet, especially to ladies. But something tells me, he is not new in Somalinet. Something tells me he is an old pro just with a different nick. But who is GeoSeven, if you ask? What is his qabil? What his level of gradation in terms of his faith in Islam? Is he a moderate? An Extremist? What movies does he like? What Super Power would he choose, given the chance? I will try to answer these poignant questions that will help us get to know the man behind the mask. I will try to use his own words to analyze and unmask him, slowly but gently, if you will.
GeoSeven, strikes me as a formidable, suave, smooth operator character that is witty, intelligent, and modern. Obviously, my interests in him begins with his eloquent style of expressing himself. From there, arises a character worth noting, and consequently worth my time. Lets start with his qabil. What is his qabil? Geo has openely stated he is "Xaawadle"!
"GeoSeven » am2013-08-19T09:21:06+00:003UTCUTC2129242b7
Hawdian wrote:GeoSeven,
Are you Dhulo sxb? Yeah I believe all Somalis should be together regardless how bumpy the ride is. We can't give up and risk falling victim to bigger predators. We can't allow emotions to cloud our judgements.
I'm Hawaadle and yes I agree. "
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By this open and clear declaration, one would be inclined to believe him, and just go with it. Right? But not me, I beg to differ. I don't think he is "Xawadle". I think, the honorable gentleman is a shrewd, cunning fellow who wants to remain 'neutral' and disguise his true qabil. Its a common self preservation mechanism that is practiced by many here, but given the nature of "US", Somalis, our emotional vulnerability, meaning -'temper', our penchant to be capital qabilist-- we betray ourselves, and our hard invested efforts to hide our qabil. (by unnecessary outbursts or hate on other qabils lol) But why choose Xawadley? Well, its possible that-- this qabil is truly neutral, and generally have a fair opinion by the diaspora Somali as a whole. This also can tell something about Geo, he wants to be 'liked'. A safe, qabil choice that will create little drama. No drama Geo-shall we call him? Like his idle, No drama Obama--Geo can also be self superficial. I say that because, another reason to pick Xawadle could be purely esthetic reasons. We all know, Hawiyas, cannot be accorded with the good word of 'beauty' , the closest thing to beauty and hawiya in the same sentence, is the mention of Xawadley. (generally thought to be of lighter skin, but that is irrelevant given if they are compared with their counterpart general hawiye, little light skin, goes a long way) Therefore, we must declare Geo, a superficial vain person who lives up to the reputation of a civilized vain man. A civilized vain man who has proven is civility or sophistication by first, his eloquence in the forum, two, his general defying of suave- calm, no drama, and three-his overall dislike of what he calls "Savages"! He is seen twice calling a group of people 'savages' here in the forums.
"I won't deny it, Hawaadle savagery tends to get out of hand all the time. HG and Hwdl were as close as any two clans could get prior to what unfolded. That was in the past, there's a clean slate and Hawiye animosity is at an all time low. They can work on it and put the madness of the 90s at bay, or they can bicker"
viewtopic.php?f=18&t=333727&hilit=GeoSeven&start=30
and.......
"by GeoSeven » pm2013-09-21T20:21:18+00:003UTCUTC2129242b7
AhlulbaytSoldier wrote: These attackers look somali to me. Or are they police in civilian clothes.
Those men are police in civilian clothing. According to a friend who is Nairobi now, the attackers were asking Islamic questions to those who claimed to be Muslim and they were shot if they answered incorrectly. f-king savages."
By this two separate quotes above-- we can conclude ourselves that Geo has called -his beloved Xawadle's and Muslim Fanatics as ' Savages'! Ironically-- these two statements immediately tells us the position of Geo--when it came to TWO fundamental hallmarks of Somaliniimo! First--he tells us he is NOT Xawadle, I mean, his qabil, that is, or at least he is not loyal to his qabil. And Second, he is a moderate Muslim. (or at least, not the typical hyper loyal muslims or pc harmless talibans like say----hyperactive) Which is exactly my hunch and summation of the man in profile here. That Geo, is a modern type guy, who is the 'voice of reason', who is not a hyper conservative Muslim, and definitely, who is not Xawadley. (For the sake of fairness and disclosure, I should mention that Geo, truly hails --at least half of his DNA--from a Hawiya clan. The Abgaal. That could vastly explain his in depth knowledge and interest in the Hawiya various factions and civil slash interior qabil war history. Ironally, that could also tell us why he is so neutral in qabil wars. A son of an abgaal and another none hawiya qabil is certainly a beginning recipe for neutrality. OR a disposition to middle ground if you will. A moderate?)
So-what is his true qabil? I know for sure he is Darood. I hate to quote this, but I have to agree with the highly offensive and flagrant homosexual hailing from the qabil of the Djiboutians---the Garduubissis---xplaya. (but isaaq sheegaato) When called a "Darood" by Xplaya, Geo laconically responds by saying..
"Xplaya, i'm not Daarood. Can you see the irony of that statement though?"
viewtopic.php?f=245&t=330985&hilit=GeoS ... a&start=90
Xplaya--might be on to something. In the same thread--- Geo wrote"
"
Ok, to be fair...Cmon, Non-Daaroods who participated in that corrupt system (because there wasn't really an alternative except armed opposition) actually remained unscathed and immune from judgement to THIS day and are honored members of their clans. I can name scores of families from every non-Daarood qabiil. The dictator happened to be Marehan and they generally got the best out of the system. They go lucky. Blatant nepotism would have been abound to some degree had the dictator been from another clan with his clan profiting the most during his rule."
A passionate plea to ask people to leave Darood alone. To concentrate on other non darood qabil in sharing the blame just as the Darood, according to him, unjustly vilified, or basically he means dont--'The Marehaan" who were in power and abusing this power. Personally, I have a witch craft hunch that Geo is Marehaan. A very charismatic guy who possibly resides in Toronto. (who has a thing against habar gidirs, because they killed his uncle)
On a thread about what Superpower you would choose if u had the chance, Geo--casually chooses-- to have "Superhuman Agility"
"
When I was younger, I used to think mind reading was cool, I changed my mind as I matured throughout. I decided I didn't want to know wtf was in peoples minds
Superhuman agility would be good "
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This confession or insightful information, tells me Geo is not agile. (Definition: Agile, able to move quickly and easily) Of all the power to dream of--why choose something so mundane as 'super agility"? Why is Geo not agile? Is he physically immobile? Is he handicapped? Is he obese and confined? Why not fly? Why not keep his original power wish---'to read people's mind'? Or is GeoSeven, simply habitually lazy. It seems as odd choice to have, and consequently an odd window to his soul.
Last but certainly not least---What is GeoSeven's favorite movie?
In the same thread as the Superhuman power-- he claims his favorite movie is ---
"
The Movie "Jumper", now that was the shiz!"
With the HELP of Wikipedia--- the plot of this movie states:
"In Ann Arbor, Michigan, 15-year-old David Rice gives his crush, Millie Harris, a snow globe. A bully, Mark Kobold, throws the globe onto the ice near a river. While trying to retrieve it, David falls through the ice and is pulled away by the current. He suddenly finds himself in the local library and discovers he can "jump" (teleport) from one place and instantly appearing in another. Amazed with his new ability, he runs away and is believed dead by his alcoholic father.
Eight years later, an adult David (Christensen) lives lavishly using money stolen via his jumping ability. One day, he is ambushed in his home by Roland Cox (Jackson). Roland belongs to an extremist group called the Paladins which has been tracking down and killing these teleporters, the "Jumpers". He tries to trap David with a system of high-voltage cables, which prevent him from being able to jump."
Well, this plot ----inadvertently--discloses TWO facts. One, it tells me-- why Geo wants to be agile. He wants to "jump"? So why cant he jump? What attracts Geo to this scientific fantasy story? Why is the basic desire to jump so important? (or agility for that matter) It makes me go back to my question. Is GeoSeven Handicap? Physically? Or Is he handicap by virtue of Obesity? Second fact is more revealing and confirming of my other suspicion. Notice the major component tool used in the plot of this film/book favorite of Geo?
"He tries to trap David with a system of high-voltage cables"
Voltage? Sounds Familiar? This is the forum name of a very famous, passionate supporter of Siyaad Baare and the Marehaan cause. The consummate Marehaan defender and first general attorney or first Saade! Could this be a concidence? Is Geo, the former, equally Formidable Forum-er known as "Voltage"? And by this association: is Adali----a proven Marehaan defender the same as old Voltage be also this very same Geo?? The New Geo>? Thoughts for food ma ha?
Overall-- in conclusion: MY findings were that GeoSeven in general is a Formidable, suave charismatic character that is a model for our men. I beg your pardon for profiling and analyzing you thouroughly, but in order to get to know you, I had to disseminate you.
And by disseminating you, I discover, at end of the day, you are a moderate soul who roams the earth in search of a one Somalia, a one Mali Diaspora where you can finally hold hands with fellow national Malis and sing--to the fullest of your lung---Somalia---Home--Sweet--Home!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Geo is a dude? 
I used to avoid him because I thought he was an old lady, like Kambuli.
Really? I see. 
