Spit a freestyle for Snet!

[ZubeirAwal]

lol I just came back from lunch and reread Key's post Lilly white!

Waraa Subeer, I'mma get back at you soon. You're still weak and I'm dropping nursery rhymes here.

I've seen it all, your rhymes are nothing I assume it takes you hours just to form a 16 bar while it took me 2 mins to write mine.

[Rockstar]

Alright Lill, a promise is a promise despite being really under the weather. It's just OTT boastful bs

Lyrics if you can't hear

Alright yo let's get this ball rolling
No pen and paper, this aint dreaded labor, i got nothing bars flowing
Lethargic flow that harks back to the golden age
No garbage yo, just dark raps that go for days

Yo it's all coming filtered through a shitty mic
And a stuffed sinus, must admit it's a silly sight
A pity right? Cuz my raps pure as lilywhite
Vivid rhyming, full of color and just really bright

Filthy lines, lighting you up like a candle
Trample you, yet comforting like a pair of sandals
My boy Zubeir, let me ask you can you handle
My lyrical havoc, explosive and savage
Satirical madness, corrosive like sulfuric acid
I don't stop, keep it going like an everflowing stream, no Dismember
Remember, I'm like a never-slowing steamroller in December

It moved me. No Homo.

Where's the instrumental from?

[AgentOfChaos]

I'm beamin in a buggati, your standin in horse manure
to the sarcastic bastards on this site fuck off would ya?
agent of chaos I bet ya he can't rap for shit

Sooo......uumm..........is this the part where I should be mad? Ok I'll try.

"HOW DARE YOU SIR, I CAN RAP AND WHATNOT ABOUT...UMMM.....STUFF. I'M SO FILLED WITH THINGY CALLED EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW, I'M SO MAD!!!!!"

[ZubeirAwal]

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.

[AgentOfChaos]

Apathy is even more beautiful.

[BlackVelvet]

Zubeir you think you've got talent, but you haven't
Talking about drinkin gin
like you
could even legally commit sin
relax yourself, try shaah and some timir


and while you're at it
shave that 'fro off your head
and pray to grow some on the chin
of that. babyface that a grown up should defend

from the bad guys
the rough guys
the guys who
meet you at the battle and bitch slap you with the bible
of the lyrics

the thing is, tonight
i could be
the worst of those guys
i wouldn't even break a sweat as i tried

so take a minute
to think
and just let it sink in
that after all that bravado yes, you
in just 30 seconds
got K.O'ed by this ayeeyo

[hydrogen]

^

[Lillaahiya]

Subeer making a fool of himself & he ain’t even know it
Been 18 for 2 years now like we didn’t notice
Think calling me cousin gon stop me from roasting
Dont even know you like that, so I’mma keep on going

Just got back from my lunch break & UOENO
Writing rhymes between writing reports & UOENO
Splitting up my time up while Subeer stays focused
Prolly got some premade lines but flex like “I just wrote this”
Homeboy's anxiety is sky high waiting for my reply
I mentioned Drake in 1 line; he brought up Drake 5 times
My lyrics marinate like thyme, yours are dutty like grime
Subeer you should consider becoming a mime
Because your rhymes will always fall on deaf ears
A decent bar from you comes around like leap years
And if you hope to make this into a career, you might as well volunteer

Less is more but young'n ain't even know it
Wrote 30 bars but nothing worth quoting
Went easy on him and I ain't even gloating
Had this in the bag like I'm totin'

[hydrogen]

Subeer making a fool of himself & he ain’t even know it
Been 18 for 2 years now like we didn’t notice
Think calling me cousin gon stop me from roasting
Dont even know you like that, so I’mma keep on going

Just got back from my lunch break & UOENO
Writing rhymes between writing reports & UOENO
Splitting up my time up while Subeer stays focused
Prolly got some premade lines but flex like “I just wrote this”
Homeboy's anxiety is sky high waiting for my reply
I mentioned Drake in 1 line; he brought up Drake 5 times
My lyrics marinate like thyme, yours are dutty like grime
Subeer you should consider becoming a mime
Because your rhymes will always fall on deaf ears
A decent bar from you comes around like leap years
And if you hope to make this into a career, you might as well volunteer

Less is more but young'n ain't even know it
Wrote 30 bars but nothing worth quoting
Went easy on him and I ain't even gloating
Had this in the bag like I'm totin'

[ZubeirAwal]

The sisters rap better than the fellas here, I'm proud of you two, but tommorow there's gonna be war, haja, forget tommorow, just wait until my fam goes to sleep and i spit some'n.

Lilly, shit just got real U.E.O.N.O
got a pair of 100 dolla crepts U.E.O.N.O
I'm about to form a lil coupe U.E.O.N.O

[Lillaahiya]

That was over the UOENO beat too

Enjoy your weekend We'll resume Monday.

[ZubeirAwal]

That was over the UOENO beat too

Enjoy your weekend We'll resume Monday.

Monday? you can wait until then, did you think I was gonna let ya'll diss me like that and get away with it?


smdh, I get the last laugh, got somethin cookin, run and duck.

[mcali]

this is my diss to the feMales on here

my bad

I be killin beats in the
Am pm
Tell your shorty stop sendin me
pms
Y'all girlies goin on my man
From am to pm
We ain't gonna have that shit
from girls lookin
He she
Me me I be on the top
Look at me me
Somalinet girls be on that
I look good right
Hehe
Ha ha that's a joke
I represent subeer awal
I put that on my honor
Y'all girls stink
like under armor
On a farmer
I go father
Way father
Then your hairlines
Speakin of that shit heard it
got no hang time
Im mostly nice to girls
But I'm suspicious of
you niggas might be nice guy
Literally
I'll admit jasmine
you the my nigga
Liliahiya got muscles on muscle
On top of muscles
Make a body builder blush wit no make up
Come on guys wake up
They just really not feminine
I ain't call them men
They just tres tres masculine
A girl wit an Adam's apple
I can't beileve it's happening
Zubeer you can be 20
for the next twenty years
These girls gettin salty and wrinkly on somalinet
These girls gonna be single looking 50 on somalinet
Danm I just killed them

I wonder if I'll get banned

[ZubeirAwal]

Please stop respondin, it get's worse for you heffas

The HD recorder app randomly skips some certain bars but I aint gon retake it, fuk daat


Shots fired and it ain't even some i KNOW
MCALI1 tryna hop into the freestyle to show, time to kick this nigga's ass out tha door
he think he gots what it takes to compete with the king of flows
I'm like what ladies,ya'll sound so feminine, you can't rhyme to save your life get back to the kitchen'n
I'm hungry, cook me up some dinner then,
gourmet style me and my niggas we in the living room
call me a silver spoon, but yeah i'm living large,
buy your whole fam and put then in ma garage
I hold collages of the people I despised since I was a young'n,
so i started writin rhymes on walls for fun'n
yeah I'm quite scary once you get to no me,
your hair stands in chill when your hear me while your alone see
call me a goul because I can see what your doing,
I've already been and visited the world's ancesteral ruins
define a lyrcist, ya'll just gonna laugh at this,
when ya'll can't do better truth be told ya'll mad at this
young and restless, born to be the best,
respect it and don't respond or else you’ll live in regret,
I already set the bar and your delivary is weak,
how long you’ve been rhyming, prolly less than a week,
and yes this is directed at a heffas who are quick to chat, about young z a young g makin stacks,
I got 4k by my bedside, how much did you have when you was my age?
Lady don’t lie I’m ballin off a 16-8 hour shift part time makin that gwappa,
while you heffas struggled to get married on the spot UUUH,,
Lilly with her kindergarten rhymes, I’m like why o why must I reply every single time,
If your bars were a body, it’ll resemble miley cyrsus’s behind

Jas your bars bring a horrible stench worser than a skunks
My rhymes are the resin that ooze out of a trunk of a frankincense tree
When I begin a job never do I cease, and I’m laughin at these jokes rappin’back at me
You can stop pretendin to be intelligent by , mentionin irrelevant things like I
Mentionin drakes name 5 times, drake drake drake drake now make that 9
Congratulations little girl you can count beyond the number 5
I swear these heffas need emergency help, some-kinda chat line that’ll get’em married aswell
I mean ain’t they rapist around your hood lilly, hide you self quick now you know where you belong
In the kitchen makin fried chicken for your family, while I don’t fear no man as I patroll ma cold wet and damp street, cycle round my hood with my bredrins round the block, ready to chat up halimos that jump off the bus stop, cuz I’m the ciyaalka hafada and you the garoobs of the madbakha, so please dear garoobs, the joke is now over, love sosaa catch me chiefin lookin like a puff’d up on that dro blud

[ManD333q]

Zubeir you think you've got talent, but you haven't
Talking about drinkin gin
like you
could even legally commit sin
relax yourself, try shaah and some timir


and while you're at it
shave that 'fro off your head
and pray to grow some on the chin
of that. babyface that a grown up should defend

from the bad guys
the rough guys
the guys who
meet you at the battle and bitch slap you with the bible
of the lyrics

the thing is, tonight
i could be
the worst of those guys
i wouldn't even break a sweat as i tried

so take a minute
to think
and just let it sink in
that after all that bravado yes, you
in just 30 seconds
got K.O'ed by this ayeeyo

I didn't know we had so many gangsters here Khater baad tihiin dhamaatiin.