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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:32 am

I Know the majority of us are fasting so i wanted to make u guys atleast Very Happy


Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

>P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are
>moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

>Your EX-Wife


Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!




<--------Bored at Work Rolling Eyes Sad

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Postby foolxume2005 » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:43 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing that was a good1 Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby @Mooryaanka85 » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:46 am

Mizz I am still living in ma mothers house so i wouldnt relate to that. I like the joke below.

Nin Muqayil oo bar go’san ayaa goor habeenimo ah soo aaday laamiga si uu qaad ugu soo raadsado, isagoo weli xaafadda ku dhex jira ayaa waxaa ka hor yimaadeen labo mukulaal oo is racdeysaneyso oo is dagaashan, maskaxdiisa waxay si aad ah ugu mashquulsaneyd ereyga QAAD, iyo sidii uu ku soo heli lahaa, waxaa si kedis ah dhegihiisa ugu soo dhacay dhawaaqii mukulaalada oo ahaa “Khuukh …khaakh” wuxuuna u qaatay in ay qof dumar ah la hadleyso oo ay leedahay “Kaalay aboowe aan qaad kaa iibiyee” intuu dhankii mukulaalaha u jeestay ayuu ku yiri, “Abaayo macaan waxaan ahay odey soo bargo’ay, lacagna hadda ma wado, ee waxaan kaa codsanayaa in aad qeyb I imaahiso waa igu ballan berri subixii lacagta waan kuu keenayaa”, isagoo hadalkii wado ayay mukulaalihii ka ordeen, isna dhankii kale ayuu u orday isagoo ordaya ayaa waxaa ka hor yimid saaxiibkiis markaasuu weydiiyey sababta uu u ordayo wuxuuna ugu jawaabay, “Saaxiibow meeshu waa yool, liif baa saaran, xataa naagihii jaadka gedaayay way ordeen ee ka soo noqo yey kula tegine



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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:47 am

hey foolxume (damn i feel guilty writing ur name Laughing Laughing )

glad it made u laugh.. im bored at work.. people make me laugh... any1 post a joke..

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Postby AMAT-ALLAH » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:50 am

Laughing

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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:50 am

Mooryan that was Laughing Laughing first person to make me laugh today.. BUT i live with my parents and..... what are u sayin when u said i don relate to it, nor do we, ITS A JOKE....MAN

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Postby @Mooryaanka85 » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:53 am

[quote="mizz_chief"]Mooryan that was Laughing Laughing first person to make me laugh today.. BUT i live with my parents and..... what are u sayin when u said i don relate to it, nor do we, ITS A JOKE....MAN[/quote]

Laughing Mizz aight I hear ya.

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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:55 am

[quote="AMAT-ALLAH"]:lol:[/quote]

na maxaa ku qosleeysa... whats up cajuuso

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Postby DANGIRL » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:56 am

hope this one make you Laughing and Very Happy

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband.
"Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.
"No, of couse not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
"Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a
long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her
wear my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the
pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I
suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed."

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Postby 1nemansquad » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:57 am

very funny but amma read it lata

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Postby AMAT-ALLAH » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:58 am

Just reminded me of somethink i was told...a LOOOOONG time ago...thats all Embarassed

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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:59 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



DANGGGGGG that was funnnnnnyyyyy up up up


1NEMAN, how do u know its funny if u aint read it Laughing

amatallah, wanna share the story Wink

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Postby AMAT-ALLAH » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:04 am

Lets just say have u seen the M'n'M adverts? Embarassed Laughing Laughing

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Postby muslim-man » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:06 am

[quote="mizz_chief"]:


1NEMAN, how do u know its funny if u aint read it Laughing

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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:08 am

Muslim man laugh at the original joke i posted NOT at my comments to other forumers Laughing Laughing Laughing


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