Okey I think I got one
A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him he has only 24 hours to live , he went home and told his wife the bad news, they went to bed and the husband said to his wife,Honey you know I dont have that much time so let me make love to you, she said ofourse, then 2am he woke her up and asked her again if they can do it she said okey, then 5am, he woke her up and asked her same thing again, she said LISTEN YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING BUT I DO SO LEAVE ME ALONE.
I think she was a black woman