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Okay there was a Ghost Conference and there was the speaker stand up infront of the crowd at the podium asking questions.

So first he asks "Has anyone ever seen a ghost before"
Some people raise their hand.

Then he asks, "Has any of you ever talked to a ghost before"
Some poeple put their hands up.

Then, "Has anyone ever touched a ghost before"
Some people put their hands up.

Finally he asks , "Has anyone ever had sex with a ghost before"

Then this one Indian man raises his hand, and the speaker is shocked...He was like...What You had sex with a ghost???

Then the Indian man says, "Ohh noooo soo sorri Sir, I toughdt Yu Siadh goadt"....

Lol@ Carla

[quote="mizz_chief"]Muslim man laugh at the original joke i posted NOT at my comments to other forumers [/quote]

mizz it's very funny, i will read it later

hannah that was sickkkkkkkkk... nayaa why arnt i surprised U was guna post some s.hit like that

Mizz and Dang husband jokes eeh?

optimist,... im not married

i can't laugh i have a stomach ache .....................................

Mizz I second that too.

[quote="Garaad_LQ"]i con't laugh i have a stomach ache .....................................[/quote]

Aunt Flow intown?

[quote="*HannaH*"]

Then this one Indian man raises his hand, and the speaker is shocked...He was like...What You had sex with a ghost???

Then the Indian man says, "Ohh noooo soo sorri Sir, I toughdt Yu Siadh goadt"....

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HannaH,

The accent makes it even more funny. Saqajaamad

sex and Ramadan ....everywhere i look there is "sex" even in somalinet ............chwwwo

Mooryaan haha awesome one due'

i have one, i read it somewhere awhile ago

labo nin oo reer waqooyi ah oo lakala oran jirey Cawaale iyo Cilmi ayaa waxeey usoo safreen magalada kismayo iyagoo xoolo wato oo ukeeney ineey gadaan si eey lacagta ku gataan cunto, dhar, iyo wixii eey ubahan yihiin (kana qayilaan)

nimankaan marka inteey kismaayo amaanin aa waxeey maqleen sheekooyin laga faafiyo reer kismayodka iyo sideey dadka u sixraan or sirxaan which ever one you familiar with (kismaayo kistaada iyo karbuunadaada) iyo sida eey reer kismaayodka xasidiin u yihiin

markey nimankaan xoolihii gadeen oo ayna soo gateeen wixii eey ubaahnayeen beey labo marduuf oo jaad ehne horey usoo qateen, markaasey fariisteen maqayad oo eey qayilaad galeeen, markeey cabaar qayilayeen beey bar go'een oo jaad kii baa ka yaradey markaasaa midka mid ahi dhahay waaar heedhe jaad baan noodooniye bal halkaa sii fadhi bes kii wuu baxay, markaasuu qaatey xoogaa waqti ah

kii kale oo sugayey ayaa marqaan kii dartiis buu iska shekeeyey oo wuu shakiyey, kuna shakiyey kii saxiibkiis ahaay ineey reer kismayodkii heleen; isagoo wal walsan baa waxaa iska ag amaadeey dameer ooo meelahaas iska daaq daaqayo markuu arkey dameerkii baa ninkan intuu naxey buu yiri waryaa Cilmi ma dameer beey kaa dhigeen ala tola'ey, intuu alabtiisii orod ku aruur sadey buu meshey gaariga karacayeen ku cararey

kii kale oo saxiibkiis ahaa ayaa soo noqdey isagoo jaadkii soo gadey markasaa meshii uu saxiibkiis fadhiyey buu wuxu ugu amdeey dameer oo fadhiyo markaasaa isagiina intuu naxay buu isyiri waryaa reer kismayodkii baa heley kii saaxiibkaa ahaa oo dameer beey ka dhigeen

isagiina wuu isa siidaayey oo meeshii gariga eey karacayeen buu tagey, markaasaa labadii nin ooo ninwalba geeskiisa unaxsan baa waxey isku arkeen gariga korkiisa

'war heedhe sow tii eey dameeerka kaa dhigeen'
beey halmar lasoo boodeen labadoodiiba

tha original writin was even hilarious, i just tried ma best with ma retarded somali, hope y'll like it

Asalaam:)

Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

nice one Dan

One That was hillarious the story and your Somali....

I liked "markaasuu qaatey xoogaa waqti ah" ...You translated directly he took his time....