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Postby Garaad_LQ » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:49 am

it's perfect ................uu qaatay xooga waqti ah = he took some time


soomaaliga baa kugu soo yaranaya baan is idhi Smile

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Postby *HannaH* » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:53 am

Aryee, ar dee yaa kula hadlay adiga?

Afka dheer baad meelkasta la soo galasa niyow.

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Postby Garaad_LQ » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:56 am

[quote="*HannaH*"]Aryee, ar dee yaa kula hadlay adiga?

Afka dheer baad meelkasta la soo galasa niyow.[/quote]



Laughing HannaH ...........i was just tryn to help ............



btw u gonna make a Good Qldaan ......keep tryn .

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Postby foolxume2005 » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:56 am

Okey I think I got one
A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him he has only 24 hours to live , he went home and told his wife the bad news, they went to bed and the husband said to his wife,Honey you know I dont have that much time so let me make love to you, she said ofourse, then 2am he woke her up and asked her again if they can do it she said okey, then 5am, he woke her up and asked her same thing again, she said LISTEN YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING BUT I DO SO LEAVE ME ALONE. Laughing
I think she was a black woman

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Postby *HannaH* » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:00 am

Grad, I am a qaldan and proud of it...maxaad ka qabta?

Foolxume.....Thas whassup, that's not funny tho runta uu bey uu shegtay...Lol

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Postby foolxume2005 » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:03 am

[quote="*HannaH*"]Grad, I am a qaldan and proud of it...maxaad ka qabta?

Foolxume.....Thas whassup, that's not funny tho runta uu bey uu shegtay...Lol[/quote]

what do you mean runtay u sheegtay, the Nigga was dying, now I know for sure you will never be my wife lol

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Postby foolxume2005 » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:07 am

Okey I got another one

Tuugbaa u soo dhacay oday reer galbeeda, odaygii oo musqusha u soda ayaa arkay duugii, markaasuu intuuu tuugii Toosh ku qabtay ku yiri AGGA WAR FIIDE, WAA KUSIDEE Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby 1nemansquad » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:09 am

Hannah,
ma mind was workin over-time to get tha somali accurate, that took alot of exertion and i styl sound retarded at tha end Laughing

tha only person i can hold responsible is ma old-man, he should've stayed in Hawd, he had on biniz immigratin to banadir

p.s hope you is doin good huuno

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Postby *HannaH* » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:13 am

1....Im doing good huno, thanks for asking...hope u are too. You dont sound retarded, it was just funny.Lol...

Foolxume, the truth shall set us free...Im telling you, like that lame "my head hurts" excuse....All you gotta say is...I dont feel like get the f outta my face yarow....Lol..maxaa been leyskugu akhrinaya....

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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:18 am

u people are funny...

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Postby 1nemansquad » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:25 am

HannaH, am wicked thanks

[quote="mizz_chief"]u people are funny...[/quote]

mizz, can't you just say 'squad' your funny? isn't it apparent that am fishin for admirin comments around here? HannaH bes aa i fahantey Laughing

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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:32 am

SQUAD u are Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Libaax* » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:35 am

Mizz

aaryee waxaa naga daayoo waxaa na siisaa some afur.. maanta wey nagu qaraxday badly... please cunto ila gaadh Crying or Very sad

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Postby mizz_chief » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:01 pm

soonka ha iska jebin

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Postby @Mooryaanka85 » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:51 pm

1mansquad.........Abti good one but yo reer xamar/waqooyi somali is confusing, you kinda sounded like a abgaal marqaamay Laughing


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