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Postby 1nemansquad » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:37 pm

Mooryaanka Laughing

that is because i'm reer-xamar by birth but reer-waqooyi by blood Confused

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Postby mizz_chief » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:28 am

u dhulbahante right? Confused

morryanka is funny by character and funny by name

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Postby 1nemansquad » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:31 pm

yea Mizz i'm!

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Postby Libaax* » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:12 pm

An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and
get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed
he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He
awakens the next morning to his wife standing
over him shouting at him.

'So, you've been out drinking again!!'

'How did you know?' he asks.

'The pub called, you left your wheelchair
there again.' Laughing

istaakh furalah for that joke Laughing

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Postby Mrs Harti » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:26 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing da first one was jokess......whats wron with some of youz somali jokes?....u guys must be havin a laugh...laterrr how can u guys read and get that

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Postby @Mooryaanka85 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:00 pm

[quote="mizz_chief"]u dhulbahante right? Confused

morryanka is funny by character and funny by name[/quote]




Thanks 4 stating tha obvious Very Happy

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Postby DamallaXagare » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:44 am

libaaxo, sheekadaa qamriga waxay ku wanaagsan tahey gaallada.


Bal sheeko Qamri ku saabsan baad dooneysaa inad nagaga qoslisid? Caqliga iidoor waa kaa?

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Postby Libaax* » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:37 am

DamalXaar


i think you got lost but there is room lagu daweeyo the issaq induced inferiority complex and its that way Arrow Arrow

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Postby foolxume2005 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:26 am

[quote="Libaax*"]An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and
get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed
he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He
awakens the next morning to his wife standing
over him shouting at him.

'So, you've been out drinking again!!'

'How did you know?' he asks.

'The pub called, you left your wheelchair
there again.' Laughing

It was funny I forgot to laugh.

istaakh furalah for that joke Laughing[/quote]

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Postby foolxume2005 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:29 am

^^^ I meant it was sooooo funny I forgot to laugh Laughing

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Postby miss_surur » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:52 am

maan, I feel left out..

I mean I'm somali and I read somali...but no matter how hard I try I can't figure those qabiil-jokes out..I JUST DON'T GET 'EM Confused

I feel like a second-hand somali.. Crying or Very sad

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Postby miss_surur » Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:16 am

anyways here's one from me:


One day, Nasruddin decided to go fishing. He called upon his good friend Rabbi Moishe, got their poles and bait together, rented a small rowboat at the local harbor, and off to sea they went.
After an amazing afternoon of fishing, the two men had caught thirty fish. An elated Nasruddin said to Moishel, "Better mark this spot so we can come here tomorrow!"

The next day Nasruddin met up with Moishe at the rental harbor for another day of fishing.

"Did you mark the spot?" Nasruddin asked Moishe confidentially.

"Of couse," replied Moishe, "I painted a big white X on the bottom of the rowboat."

"You fool!" Shouted Nasruddin and slapped his forehead, "What if we can't rent that same boat today?!?!?"

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Postby foolxume2005 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:06 pm

^^^ good one

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Postby optimist_1 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:41 pm

[quote="@Mooryaanka85"]1mansquad.........Abti good one but yo reer xamar/waqooyi somali is confusing, you kinda sounded like a abgaal marqaamay Laughing[/quote]

Its Ramadan Mad

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Postby @Mooryaanka85 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:58 pm

Opt. Ma fault. It is just kaftan sxb take it easy bro. Cool


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