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I figured most people are like this..but "practising arguements you'll never have" "playing it cool when you go the wrong way" "finding the perfect thing to watch before eating" are all wayyy too real...

The only thing is finding the perfect show/move before I eat, and it doesn't matter how hungry I am or how long it's taking me, and the thing with other cars

You need somehelp if you identify with almost all of those marques.

*sees Making sure you're not telekinetic in the list*

Well that's just silly, no one does that.

finding the perfect show/move before I eat, and it doesn't matter how hungry I am or how long it's taking me

And you are in a rush against the clock because you don't want the food/drink to get too cold

Pacing on the phone. - i just hate talking on phones
I choose something to eat when watching a show/movie, not the other way around.
I try to see if I've suddenly become telekinetic, instead of making sure I'm not. That makes no sense.

The rest, no.

Pretending the microwave is a bomb

So it's normal after all

The only relevant parts are finding the perfect show to watch before you eat and making sure you're not telekinetic.

pathetic

Yeah, No.

Loooooool