Somalinet
Women who dress up to fancily
Radio DJs who talk over good tracks (seriously STFU, nobody records radio tracks any more)
Long nails.
I always had a thing for nail biters. Maybe it's cause I have a fear of long nails.
They are the first group of people who would get wiped out, if it were up to me. How can you stand that. I can't even focus when someone near me bites their nails. The image, the sound... I can't stand it.
And not see The Avengers and Man Of Steel? Seriously? How is that even possible?
I dunno bro. That's the feeling I get. Uber hipster, who stops driving a Prius because too many people drive it.
You sound like the guys I used to look at in high school wondering whether or not they were going to pull a Columbine Massacre on us one morning

Don't wear red.