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Vine
Warm nights
Boobs with veins on them
Loud people.

Waiting
Darkness
Brightness
People that know me too well.

Nail biters
Leaky taps
Missing sock
Traffic wardens.

Van drivers
People better than me at my chosen hobbies
Uncooked tomatoes
White people food (they colonise the world for spices but their food is still shit).

Zooey Deschanel (She should start acting her age, and get a name I can spell without googling)
People who wake up in the night to use the toilet
Carpets
People who cry.

People who wear scarves in autumn.
People who wear glasses with no lenses
People who walk slowly in front of me
People who sit next to me in an almost empty bus/train.

People who walk around naked in the gym
Pools
Mainstream music
Amateur rappers.

Boobs with veins on them

Boobs with veins on them

Boobs with veins on them

Boobs with veins on them

Green vegetables
Dark chocolate
Zooey Deschanel
Somalis from Scandinavia.

@Keyblade
I didn't even think they were possible. But thanks to a sunny day and a smutty woman with a cleavage (she was practically naked), I was made to vomit in my mouth. Green/blue veins.

Fat hands
Disproportionate people
Dumb people
Tea with no sugar.

Mainstream music

And people call me hipster?

Kids in an aeroplane
Kids in a train
Kids anywhere
Kids

Mainstream music

And people call me hipster?

But bro, you are a hipster. If half the stuff you listen to became popular, you would hate it.

The title should have been "1000 things I hate."

Somalis from Scandinavia.

Not getting nightly nookies.

self-hating waaqooy people

women with filth nails.