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Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

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Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Basra- » Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:29 am

The servants were in copious, the meal abundant, the glittering chandeliers and the sparkling, shinny silver ware were in show. It was meant to be a spectacular grand Louis the 14th style of party. But it wasn't, yet it was grand and sophisticated, but not on a big scale. Just a few intimate people invited at the behest of Lady Basra---WHO---- picks and chooses. So, lets just GO str8 to the 15th century long, long, mahogany dinner table.



Basra: Thank You ALL --for coming. So delighted you could make it.


APPLAUSE:


gurey25: (A dandy, metrosexual small man with reading glasses) NO--Lady Basra---It us --WHO thank you for this honor and invitation.


Basra: Blurshes. :oops: NOT at all. Please, enough.----let us start eating.


Hyper: Cough Cough......


Basra: What is it --Sheikh. Hyper?


Hyper: Let us pray before we eat yaaqee. R u guys gaalo?


Hyper Prays: :( Bismilaaah-- Bless us God for this meal. Protect us from any diarrhea that might come up as a result of our weak, human stomach. Cure sister Qora with her stinking dhuusos. Teach Basra manners and allow her to be more modest and cover her beautiful body which is very milky and inviting. Please find gurey25 a wife and cut off this rumor that he is gay. DEAR GOD, Basra has asked for a special prayer favor, make her majeerten servant kambuli to obey her orders more than disobey. kambuli Is very difficult. Please make Nabeele lose weight and so she may feel confident to say yes to my proposal. Give me more imaan to fight the devil inside me, who always disturbs me with thoughts, I have even found myself going to somalinet forum and erecting a thread which begged the 'voices' to leave me alone. Please cure Alpha of Aids--or at least--make it not air-contagious to infect me. Bless lily and inaasamale and cure them of depression. Cure Hydrogen of atheism. If Nabeela doesn't lose weight then please allow Lady Basra to marry me but make sure she doesn't know more about sex than me. Amiiin. :)


Basra: Amiiin. :(


Alpha: Aaahh FCUK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Qora: LOUD FART THAT SMELL LIKE INDIAN ROTTI!


hydrogen: Diintaadi waaas!!!!


gurey25: Waaar yaaa ilaaahi yaaqaana.....


(lilliana and Inaasamaale are each holding the hand of an angry kambuli who wants to go KNIFE Lady Basra---Sheeydaanga iskaa naar could be heard from the kitchen) :dj:

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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby FarhanYare » Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:29 am

The servants were in copious, the meal abundant, the glittering chandeliers and the sparkling, shinny silver ware were in show. It was meant to be a spectacular grand Louis the 14th style of party. But it wasn't, yet it was grand and sophisticated, but not on a big scale. Just a few intimate people invited at the behest of Lady Basra---WHO---- picks and chooses. So, lets just GO str8 to the 15th century long, long, mahogany dinner table.



Basra: Thank You ALL --for coming. So delighted you could make it.


APPLAUSE:


gurey25: (A dandy, metrosexual small man with reading glasses) NO--Lady Basra---It us --WHO thank you for this honor and invitation.


Basra: Blurshes. :oops: NOT at all. Please, enough.----let us start eating.


Hyper: Cough Cough......


Basra: What is it --Sheikh. Hyper?


Hyper: Let us pray before we eat yaaqee. R u guys gaalo?



Hyper Prays: :( Bismilaaah-- Bless us God for this meal. Protect us from any diarrhea that might come up as a result of our weak, human stomach. Cure sister Qora with her stinking dhuusos. Teach Basra manners and allow her to be more modest and cover her beautiful body which is very milky and inviting. Please find gurey25 a wife and cut off this rumor that he is gay. DEAR GOD, Basra has asked for a special prayer favor, make her majeerten servant kambuli to obey her orders more than disobey. kambuli Is very difficult. Please make Nabeele lose weight and so she may feel confident to say yes to my proposal. Give me more imaan to fight the devil inside me, who always disturbs me with thoughts, I have even found myself going to somalinet forum and erecting a thread which begged the 'voices' to leave me alone. Please cure Alpha of Aids--or at least--make it not air-contagious to infect me. Bless lily and inaasamale and cure them of depression. Cure Hydrogen of atheism. If Nabeela doesn't lose weight then please allow Lady Basra to marry me but make sure she doesn't know more about sex than me. Amiiin. :)


Basra: Amiiin. :(




Alpha: Aaahh FCUK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Qora: LOUD FART THAT SMELL LIKE INDIAN ROTTI!



hydrogen: Diintaadi waaas!!!!


gurey25: Waaar yaaa ilaaahi yaaqaana.....



(lilliana and Inaasamaale are each holding the hand of an angry kambuli who wants to go KNIFE Lady Basra---Sheeydaanga iskaa naar could be heard from the kitchen) :dj:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! can't use smile coz you used 5 in your post

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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Hyperactive » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:11 am

really really prayed ino Allah ko nahareesto o malayanika iyo laghwiga ka joojiyo.

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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Basra- » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:32 am

looooooooooooooool@Far I am doing the same to support ya! (no emoticom laughter lol)




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thanks for the prayers. :dj:

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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Hyperactive » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:43 am

basra, dibaata ko haysata iyo ibtila'a, that is not bad itself but you dont know you are suffering. Allah o naqo ino dibatada ka qaado.

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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Basra- » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:46 am

[quote="hyperactive"]basra, dibaata ko haysata iyo ibtila'a, that is not bad itself but you dont know you are suffering. Allah o naqo ino dibatada ka qaado.[/quote]



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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Vivacious » Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:39 am

:dead: hyper

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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Basra- » Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:06 pm

Deeqa

R u OK? :dj:

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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Rockstar » Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:57 pm

I give you a C- because I wasn't in your story.

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Re: Dinner at Basra!!!!!!

Postby Vivacious » Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:41 pm

Deeqa

R u OK? :dj:
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