Mods, Please Remove Me from My Misery

[SavySallySupersedes]

True story:
Me: *walks in after an hour jog* I am so sweaty and tired!
FAH: Oh, yeah? What that thang smell like?
Me: Ew, you're gross.
FAH: Come here.
Me: No.
FAH: please?
Me: I like to resist.
FAH: Come sit on my lap.
Me: What are you, Santa Claus?
Him: Yeah, come here, I'll give you a present.
Me: Okay, fine. Where's my present?
FAH: You're sitting on it.
Me: Do I have to unwrap it by myself?
FAH: Yes.

-End-

[ZubeirAwal]

This thread is the greatest im-leaving thread there has ever been , I'm not gonna lie, I will miss Sally .

[ZubeirAwal]

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[Rockstar]

True story:
Me: *walks in after an hour jog* I am so sweaty and tired!
FAH: Oh, yeah? What that thang smell like?
Me: Ew, you're gross.
FAH: Come here.
Me: No.
FAH: please?
Me: I like to resist.
FAH: Come sit on my lap.
Me: What are you, Santa Claus?
Him: Yeah, come here, I'll give you a present.
Me: Okay, fine. Where's my present?
FAH: You're sitting on it.
Me: Do I have to unwrap it by myself?
FAH: Yes.

-End-

Does this happen IRL?

[SavySallySupersedes]

This thread is the greatest im-leaving thread there has ever been , I'm not gonna lie, I will miss Sally .

I will miss you so much, you have no idea! You're like one of my favorite people on here!!!

Not going to lie, I didn't think it would take so much work to get banned. Ugh, why am I so fine and likable?!

[SavySallySupersedes]

Does this happen IRL?

LOL, no, but FAH is so offended by sexual transgression.

[hydrogen]

True story:
Me: *walks in after an hour jog* I am so sweaty and tired!
FAH: Oh, yeah? What that thang smell like?
Me: Ew, you're gross.
FAH: Come here.
Me: No.
FAH: please?
Me: I like to resist.
FAH: Come sit on my lap.
Me: What are you, Santa Claus?
Him: Yeah, come here, I'll give you a present.
Me: Okay, fine. Where's my present?
FAH: You're sitting on it.
Me: Do I have to unwrap it by myself?
FAH: Yes.

-End-