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positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby zulaika » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:49 pm

So apparently there's a demand for this.. subhanallah.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/09/04 ... 66100.html

Its unfortunate the lengths some women will go to get their men to finally commit to marriage. buying positive pregnancy tests online to get him to pop the question.

Now I'm fully aware this is not an option for the majority of our Muslim sisters as we are not generally sleeping with prospective husbands to be before marriage, but the idea of tricking a man to propose marriage is not an alien concept and plenty of "halal" ways i know and seen, a man was swayed into marriage when his intentions were focused elsewhere..

I guess this is one of the reasons why divorce rate is so high.. the minute these men find out how they've come to marry their women.. its all over.

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby AgentOfChaos » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:01 am

*4-6 months later*

Guy: "I don't see the babybump."
Witch: "I lost the baby, if it wasn't for you stressing me out constantly then I wouldn't have lost the baby."
Guy: "WHAT?!!" Image
Witch: "Marry me or I will tell everyone pushed me down the stairs and caused me to miscarry!"
Guy: "okay" :tocry:


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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby FarhanYare » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:23 am

:lol: :lol: i feel sorry for the poor indian guy

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby GeoSeven » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:41 am

That is just so wrong :shock:

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby Sophisticate » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:23 am

Manipulative. Gunshot weddings.

Geoseven, please claim our brainchild. It was born Nov 12th, 2013. :stylin: You will see it lurking on snet's main page, simply refresh. It's a google-bot and it needs to be sustained with your bitcoins. Funnels money.

Much Obliged. :D

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby Lillaahiya » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:14 am

:notsure:

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby GeoSeven » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:42 am

Manipulative. Gunshot weddings.

Geoseven, please claim our brainchild. It was born Nov 12th, 2013. :stylin: You will see it lurking on snet's main page, simply refresh. It's a google-bot and it needs to be sustained with your bitcoins. Funnels money.

Much Obliged. :D
At first I was like Image, but then it made sense.

Not mine. It's the illegitimate produce of two mods :lol:

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby Bro » Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:38 am

:ohhh:

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby greenday » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:57 pm

Beeni raad maleh, ma maqlin dadkaan :-O its times like these I kinda feel sorry for me :lol:

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby STARKAST » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:25 pm

:lol: I know how he feels

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby zulaika » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:28 pm

Beeni raad maleh, ma maqlin dadkaan :-O its times like these I kinda feel sorry for me :lol:
lol, how does it affect you negatively? Do you mean manipulative women turn men highly skeptical of all women, including the good ones like u?

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby zulaika » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:32 pm

Lol @AgentC,

Is it save to presume "guy" is u in likely scenario.. so does that mean you'd still marry the "witch" ?

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby AgentOfChaos » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:06 pm

zulaika: :damn: Walaal habaarka iskumaanu ogeyn ee waaku sidee?

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby Sophisticate » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:53 pm

Manipulative. Gunshot weddings.

Geoseven, please claim our brainchild. It was born Nov 12th, 2013. :stylin: You will see it lurking on snet's main page, simply refresh. It's a google-bot and it needs to be sustained with your bitcoins. Funnels money.

Much Obliged. :D
At first I was like Image, but then it made sense.

Not mine. It's the illegitimate produce of two mods :lol:

Sadly, my plot was foiled and I won't be claiming my ill-gotten gains. :meles: Is there a return to sender for adopted cyber minions?

I blame zulaika it was all her Idea.

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby BlackVelvet » Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:07 pm

At first I thought ewww do women really show the stick they pee'ed on to their man, even if she's not faking it...gross.


Then it hit me, they are paying money for a stick with someone else's pee on it. This is all very unhygienic.


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