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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby InaSamaale » Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:11 pm

All is fair in love and war. :)

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:30 pm

Only men who know little about a woman's reproductive cycle can get duped. This Cambaro tried pulling the same con with a friend. I told him how long along did she claim to be. I crunched the numbers and asked him when was his last act. Low and behold, it was impossible for him to be the daddy if she was pregnant at all. After he took his findings to her, she realized that she was caught that she admitted she lied.

So guys, condoms are not expensive. If you feel that you can't use them, the DepoProvera shot on her works well. If an accident occurs, you got 72 hrs for her to pop the morning after pill. Take your black ass to the pharmacy counter and ask for them. Matter of fact keep some in your house. Make her swallow them and be nice to her as the chemical weapons take effect. She will get moody due to the hormone A-bombs going off in her uterus.

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby FarhanYare » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:20 pm

Only men who know little about a woman's reproductive cycle can get duped. This Cambaro tried pulling the same con with a friend. I told him how long along did she claim to be. I crunched the numbers and asked him when was his last act. Low and behold, it was impossible for him to be the daddy if she was pregnant at all. After he took his findings to her, she realized that she was caught that she admitted she lied.

So guys, condoms are not expensive. If you feel that you can't use them, the DepoProvera shot on her works well. If an accident occurs, you got 72 hrs for her to pop the morning after pill. Take your black ass to the pharmacy counter and ask for them. Matter of fact keep some in your house. Make her swallow them and be nice to her as the chemical weapons take effect. She will get moody due to the hormone A-bombs going off in her uterus.

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby zulaika » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:57 pm

Lol@ A/W, u got all the answers huh? waa hagaag :)

There's part of me that relishes the sweet irony when men who sleep with women bilaa nikax get trapped by manipulative women

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby zulaika » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:58 pm

zulaika: :damn: Walaal habaarka iskumaanu ogeyn ee waaku sidee?
lol, sorry walalo

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby zulaika » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:59 pm

At first I thought ewww do women really show the stick they pee'ed on to their man, even if she's not faking it...gross.


Then it hit me, they are paying money for a stick with someone else's pee on it. This is all very unhygienic.

lol eew gross..

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby greenday » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:20 pm

Suleeqo,i mean men not me :lol:

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:34 pm

Lol@ A/W, u got all the answers huh? waa hagaag :)

There's part of me that relishes the sweet irony when men who sleep with women bilaa nikax get trapped by manipulative women
What trap ? The only trapped person is the one with the womb. In these matters, DENY, DENY, DENY works.

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby zulaika » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:32 pm

Lol@ A/W, u got all the answers huh? waa hagaag :)

There's part of me that relishes the sweet irony when men who sleep with women bilaa nikax get trapped by manipulative women
What trap ? The only trapped person is the one with the womb. In these matters, DENY, DENY, DENY works.
lol, i know and you probably could get a way with it by denying, but like i said, if you're dealing with a cunning/manipulative women who's helbent on trapping you, there's plenty on her side to help her achieve this end... xiligii wax la denygareynjidhey laga tag'.. D-in deny stands for DNA. :mrgreen:

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby BlackVelvet » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:41 pm

Lakin aniga waxaan ka yaabey. If you have to trap a man into marrying you, how exactly are you going to keep him married to you and do they expect to artificially generate happiness mise they think they can "teach" the man to be happy with them and to want to be married to them

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:51 pm

Zuliaka,

Does Not Apply (DNA). If the DNA is a positive match, you can NOT nikaax. Its haram.

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby zulaika » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:07 am

Zuliaka,

Does Not Apply (DNA). If the DNA is a positive match, you can NOT nikaax. Its haram.
LOL, haram? how convenient to play that card. Abdi, the type of female i'm cautioning you against; who's goal is to trap a man with a child does not care that u knocked her up outside of nikax or fear any haram blowbacks that may ensue, she will trap you financially for years to come.. careful! :mrgreen:

btw; its very strange marrying the mother of your illegitimate child.. I mean what will that child tell others?.... "my mom and dad are married but i'm actually wecel".

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby AbtiiDoon » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:25 am

^^yaa uu shegayo marka hore. if you find yourself in a situation like that would you tell your child somethin like that? don't think so. all you can say is ilaahey ceebtena haa asturo.

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Re: positive pregnancy test for sale..

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:04 am

Zulaika,

I can get bullet proof when it comes to my assets. She will get a meager alimony and adequate child support.


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