Dear Xplaya,
I find you very intoxicating. You are witty, sensitive and a darling. There is a cerebral laxity in you that I find undiscovered. There is a sexual delay that sit within you that needs to be unleashed by a skilled vixen. PLease, dear, Sir, Allow me to unleash your inner freaky-ness.
Yours Lady Basra.
Dear COW (Basra)
Leave me alone, you disgusting COW. What do you want with me? I have no room for Darood or Arabs-- and me thinks you are both of them. For years I have been molested, fcuked up, and abused by the Arabs. I curse the day the creepy old arab man who found me as a skinny Gardubise kid, son of a maid Majeerten wh.ore mother who took me to their arab land to find a 'maid job'! I am not in the mood to be trifled with. Please, consider this a warning, if you DO NOT leave me alone. I will take violent measure which will resemble the fate of the 13 year old Yemeni bride. Good day, young lady.
Yours Odeey Xplaya
Dear Xplaya,
I beg your pardon. I am sorry for your molestation and shocking childhood past. It brings tears to my lovely virgin cheeks to think --such an educated, sensitive man and handsome at that-- has been raped by a dirty old arab man. How dare them. Although I must say, I cant help but be aroused by your senstitivity as a result of the 'alleged' childhood trauma. Am I a freak? Please-- if u don't wish to marry me, at least kill the rumor that u have a small Gu.s. Send me a photo of it.
Yours anon. (initial BR.)
Dear Basra.
YOU WILL DIE.
Yours Extremely homicidal Xplaya.
