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Is there any felicity left in this world? Oh, Jane Austen---how darling thau bossoms are!

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/05/p ... 9-culture/

"Surrey police have embarked on an ambitious campaign to try to curb the rising phenomenon of anti-social incidents involving young women emulating behaviour they’ve picked up from the novels of Jane Austen. ‘It’s happening in towns all over Britain. Young ladies are falling out of assembly rooms at night, a giggling mass of fluttering fans and heaving bosoms in tight corsets,’ said DC John Naismith, who increasingly finds himself having to disband late-night minuets on the streets of Dorking.

‘And the mouth on some of them… I recently remonstrated with one such young woman, asking her what sort of a man she hopes to attract by singing Mozart arias in the middle of the street. ‘I know not, gentle sir,’ she replied, ‘but may he have a thousand pounds a year and a sizeable estate in Derbyshire!’ Of course I threw her arse in the cells, the cheeky bitch.’

As reports of unbearably repressed sexual tension continue to dominate the headlines, victim support groups are keen to warn girls against the dangers of being overly flighty and coquettish. ‘Vulnerable young girls are leaving themselves wide open to approaches from bounders, highly inappropriate suitors and some downright villainous knaves,’ said a representative from Cadwatch, who offer a full range of counseling services to any girl who has been grossly misled as to the true nature of a gentleman’s character. "

Lady Basra is shocked to read the not so agile Octogenarian Grant has a sense of humor! Applause for a rarity occasion and moment!

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/05/p ... 9-culture/

"Surrey police have embarked on an ambitious campaign to try to curb the rising phenomenon of anti-social incidents involving young women emulating behaviour they’ve picked up from the novels of Jane Austen. ‘It’s happening in towns all over Britain. Young ladies are falling out of assembly rooms at night, a giggling mass of fluttering fans and heaving bosoms in tight corsets,’ said DC John Naismith, who increasingly finds himself having to disband late-night minuets on the streets of Dorking.

‘And the mouth on some of them… I recently remonstrated with one such young woman, asking her what sort of a man she hopes to attract by singing Mozart arias in the middle of the street. ‘I know not, gentle sir,’ she replied, ‘but may he have a thousand pounds a year and a sizeable estate in Derbyshire!’ Of course I threw her arse in the cells, the cheeky bitch.’

As reports of unbearably repressed sexual tension continue to dominate the headlines, victim support groups are keen to warn girls against the dangers of being overly flighty and coquettish. ‘Vulnerable young girls are leaving themselves wide open to approaches from bounders, highly inappropriate suitors and some downright villainous knaves,’ said a representative from Cadwatch, who offer a full range of counseling services to any girl who has been grossly misled as to the true nature of a gentleman’s character. "

these women must be easy to court , looks like surrey has won my weekend , here i come Surrey!

Surrey is full of chavs with money, you'll find typical footballer, ex bank robber with million, russian mafia, ex russian politician with model girlfriend, soap stars and shady underground characters like news of the world hackers.

Gentile old money englander, you will only find them in Amersham, Buck.

DayaxJeclee

u r frightful. How do u know all this? r u hunting for an old money bride?

Bee,

Walk into restaurant, nod to host and he'll provide discreet table. Of course you'll settle all the bills a month latter. In this Polite society your deaf and blind and yet you hear and see all. Cheap Gossip are not tolerated but polite put down is highly recommended.

Too akhwaan to enjoy it. Ask iman a.majid

Huh?