The Qaad addict and my prank on him.

[Lamagoodle]

I got a phone call from a qaad addict yesterday evening while having coffee with some friends.

Some excerpts:

Lamagoodle; Lamagoodle

The qaad addict; waa kumaa?

Lamagoodle; yaad rabtay?

The qaad addic: kumaad ahayd?

Lamagoodle; yaa rabtay?

This goes on for at least a minute.

Then

Qaad addict; soo ma haaysid bahalkii?

Lamagoodle; bahalkee?

Qaad addict; dee kii

Lamagoodle; dee waa ke?

Qaad addict; qaadkii dee. Laba mijimood ayaan doonaayey

Lamagoodle; adeer anigu qaadka ma cuni

Qaad addict; maxaad cuntaa dee?

Lamagoodle; Khamri ayaan cabaa

Qaad addict; Inaa lilaahiyi

Lamagoodle; adeer meel khamriga laga cabo ayaan joogaaye ee meeqa dhalo ayaan kuu soo gadaa?

Qaad addict; (recites a verse of the Quraan) and says “ war Ilaah ka cabso”.

Lamagoodle; adna ilaahey ka cabso oo qaadka iska daa

Qaad addict; qaadku waa xalaal. Ina lilaahi wa inaa ileehi raajicuun, war galkaan muxuu ahaa?

Lamagoodle; adeer qaadka iyo khamriga isma dhamaan ee ilaaheey ka cabso

Qaad addict; Ilaahey waan ka cabsadaa ee naf ma gooynin. Telefoonkaaga waan ku soo qaldamey. Jaamac baa I siyey. Ileen gaal baad ahayd?

Lamagoodle; adeer adiguba kuma aanan ogeyn inaad gaal ahayd; dadka qaadka cuna waa gaalo soo ma aha?

Qaad addict; yaa ku iri? qaadka quraan baan ku aqriyaa.

[Vivacious]

Taariikh baad ku dhigtay walee

[Warabaha]

Looooooool

[The_Patriot]

LMAOF

[LobsterUnit]

The story may have an element of truth to it. i am bdl. Baasto defence league. Bidaar defence league.

[LeJusticier]

Somalidu intay telephone kusoo diraan ayay ku odhanyaan "WAA KUMA"

[Lillaahiya]

^ I freaken hate that. Just the other night someone called my home by accident and they kept asking me 'wa tuma/yaad tahay' and I kept on replying with a "adigu yaad rabta?". So annoying!

[LeJusticier]

^ I freaken hate that. Just the other night someone called my home by accident and they kept asking me 'wa tuma/yaad tahay' and I kept on replying with a "adigu yaad rabta?". So annoying!

Mid baan maalin ku idhi...intaad telifoon isoo dirtaad weliba waa kuma ileedahay...dee kii hoyadaa w******

[SummerRain]

Goes to show you how ignorance prevails within our midst. Reminds me of those who think stealing and lying to the system is okay because they are gaalo.

[GeoSeven]

Lamagoodle; adeer anigu qaadka ma cuni

Qaad addict; maxaad cuntaa dee?

Lamagoodle; Khamri ayaan cabaa

Qaad addict; Inaa lilaahiyi

Lamagoodle; adeer meel khamriga laga cabo ayaan joogaaye ee meeqa dhalo ayaan kuu soo gadaa?

Qaad addict; (recites a verse of the Quraan) and says “ war Ilaah ka cabso”.
.

[Lamagoodle]

The worst part is when someone you don't know and asks you;'

Car i garo(guess who I am)?

And you reply; kuma aqaani

and he replies; Waad i taqaanaa

and you reply; kuma aqaani

and he replies; waa kaase bal i garo.

[Vivacious]

Kuwaas oo kale vaffanculo dheh

[anzeloti]

I got a phone call from a qaad addict yesterday evening while having coffee with some friends.

Some excerpts:

Lamagoodle; Lamagoodle

The qaad addict; waa kumaa?

Lamagoodle; yaad rabtay?

The qaad addic: kumaad ahayd?

Lamagoodle; yaa rabtay?

This goes on for at least a minute.

[Lamagoodle]

Kuwaas oo kale vaffanculo dheh

LOL@@@vaffanculo

Bal ka waran qof intuu ku soo waco oo 3 daqiiqo oo dhan ku celcelinaayo "Car i garo"?

[Vivacious]

Waa gardaro iska cad. Yaab!