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Yahoo news comments kill me

Postby cashmere » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:14 am

What is with this website and anti-Obama, anti-gay, anti-muslim discourse in the comments section? I was just reading about the plane crash near Malaysia and this comment was found right at the top and it just killed me.

I warn you that it is extremely vile and not for the timid.
You may be a Muslim if ...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth. :lol:
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You are amazed that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States.



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Re: Yahoo news comments kill me

Postby Methylamine » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:16 am

I literally choked on water reading that, especially at number 10 :deadrose:

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Re: Yahoo news comments kill me

Postby Basra- » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:24 am

Wiping futo with the hands, can we discuss this? Iieeww gross. :stylin:

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Re: Yahoo news comments kill me

Postby cashmere » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:28 am

Basra, you couldn't wipe your arse clean with your bare hands even if you tried.

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Re: Yahoo news comments kill me

Postby thehappyone » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:45 am

I never used to wipe my bum with my hands until a recent trip to mogadishu, there was no toilet paper in the house so I had no choice, a week later I never felt more clean, not just my bum but my soul too, I wore the same wear underwear throughout the holiday

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Re: Yahoo news comments kill me

Postby Basra- » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:49 am

I never used to wipe my bum with my hands until a recent trip to mogadishu, there was no toilet paper in the house so I had no choice, a week later I never felt more clean, not just my bum but my soul too, I wore the same wear underwear throughout the holiday

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Re: Yahoo news comments kill me

Postby Meyle » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:57 am

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Re: Yahoo news comments kill me

Postby Chinaman » Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:36 pm

Also from the rumor mill; The pilot & co-pilot MAY have had a suicide pact [as they were gay lovers & were about to be outed]. The plane MAY have suffered a catastrophic mechanical failure!; A terrorist MAY have blown the plane out of the sky!; The US navy MAY have blew it up testing their new laser; The DPRK MAY have shot it down for not registering to fly in their air space The Chinese MAY have shot it down just for fun- or to prevent western, or muslim espionage; And my personal favorite--We MAY never know!!
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