Fight In The Mosque

[knowthyself]

Helwaa,

My lips on your lips, my arms in your arms, my thighs between your thighs, take me by the hand sweet cheeks and let's sin the night away.

[waayeel101]

Imam Ahmad ibn Hanbal said a glass of whiskey a day is good for the soul.

beenta jooji

[knowthyself]

The imam was a dipsomaniac. Laa shakka fee haa.

[NoAngst.]

You acquitted thyself ignobly.

May Allah have mercy on your wretched soul!

[knowthyself]

No Angst, my brother in tawheed, my fellow enjoyer of halal zina, my drinker of caano geel, why do you say that? The buffoon was making takfir on my Shia homies. Am I supposed to take it lying down whilst he accuses my Iranian girlfriend of being a kaafira? If only you saw her pretty legs from which hotness radiates like heat from a stove. If only you heard her sexy voice. You would not put up with Salafi homosexuals who run away from Persian sweeties.