*he starts crying when you guys argue.
*he's paying your bills and neglecting his own.
*he no longer hangs with his friends but would rather sit on the couch at
the beauty salon and wait for you to get your hair, manicure and pedicure
done.
*he complains to his friends that he loves you and he doesn't know what
to do.
*he stalks you, follows you after the club, stops by your house.
*he irons your underwear.
*he's ironing any of your clothes and you two aren't even married.
*he comes to your house and cleans for you.
*he's willing to share you with another man or woman rather than lose
you and the coochie.
*he stops masturbating because only you can truly satisfy him.
*he finally stands up to his mother for you rather than lose the coochie.
as an ass, he winds up cursing his mother out all because of the coochie.
*he'll spend all of his money on you between Friday and Sunday, knowing
fully well he's going to be broke on Monday and have bills to pay.
*he'll give you space to find yourself, but will still send you flowers,
jewelry and stuff sso that you don't forget him and take the coochie away.
*he starts to like Lifetime chaannel and Soap Operas.
*he'll wear pink for you.
*he actually says teh words "i'm your b*tch" in bed.
*if you've been giving it to him raw and he's been coming inside of you
and doesn't mind going down on you immediately after filling you up with
super-unleaded...this man is a slave. He is Toby on Roots. He is in
shackles and is tottally against Amistad's "give me free". He's a
pussywhipped house negro that asks the pusyy "massuh, is WE sick".
*if he has no cash and is willing to walk to your house or jump turnstyles.
*and the all time high....if he starts to engage in illegal activity just to
keep the coochie...if he feels that the coochie must be taken care of with
weekly salon trips, jewelry, vacations, clothes, lavish dinners...and he is
willing to start delving into illegal activity because of it...the coochie has
him whipped.
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