The Official LOL Thread

[YummyMummy]

Post all the funnies, pics, clips/videos, memes, news articles, internet searches, gifs etc here. Any and every funny material. Keep it qabyaalad, religion, and parent free peeps.

Let me start us off with (gaalo/cadaan people are just )




that's just cute, like my little brother's jokes


very disturbing!
are they for real?!


disgusting!

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=258122

[YummyMummy]

LOOOOL @ "but it calms me down so it's halaal" regarding masturbation!!! Then "I watched bad stuff on google coz I was still angry with hooyo"



who raises these people up man?

[LightAtNight]

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=258122

I think was a punishment for him for his persistent masturbation... what a disaster, Allah protect us from cadaab and humiliation

[StormShadow]

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=258122

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

Did I just witness Dr Yala go theological on us loool

iam part time scholar.. i even hade a hadiith talking about that you can have niiko whit water melon and its 100% xalaal if you can not afford wife

[StormShadow]

^^^



waa wax waalan walle

[theyuusuf143]

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=258122

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, i dont know what to say.

[LightAtNight]

Did I just witness Dr Yala go theological on us loool

iam part time scholar.. i even hade a hadiith talking about that you can have niiko whit water melon and its 100% xalaal if you can not afford wife

Dr yalaxow is just mocking the deen, this is an unfortunate attempt at humour

[YummyMummy]

Water melon aa? Wtf?!! Ramadaan is coming too, can't look at the beloved xabxab the same way again!
where do you keep this shit, I have to google my stuff saaxiib!
And that previous one you posted still has me laughing hard... "caabo" for "aabo"... smh

[ManD333q]

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=258122

[Aristocat]

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=258122

[Warabaha]

LoooooooooooooooL

warsheikh you are funny

[ManD333q]

LOOOOL @ "but it calms me down so it's halaal" regarding masturbation!!! Then "I watched bad stuff on google coz I was still angry with hooyo"



who raises these people up man?

[Ismail87]

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..