The Official LOL Thread

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

I have pondered over this question for several years.

Why are most Hawiye kitchens dirty? Seriously, every hawiye home I've been to have dirty kitchen floors in common. They're sticky and have dry pasta and macaroni all over the place. Now I couldn't care less if the problem was exclusively in the kitchen area but the dirty floors extend to the corridors while the living room seems to be not so bad.

Walahi I'm sick and tired of going home with my white sox turned Brown or black underneath my foot.

I have never seen a hawiye kitchen


cali what the fuck were you doing in a hawiye kitchen

[StormShadow]

LOL warsheek I saw that before.

ps, she said no qabiil talk.

[YummyMummy]

HAWIYE KITCHEN!!! I did say no qabyaaladnimo but he's quoting, not posting/promoting. I meant specifically targeting qabiils isn't allowed

My friend Warsheekh, this would have made your bidaar way more exciting!

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

yummy my bidaar is a sensitive subject. not cool

[KingWaslawi]

YummyMummy inankaagii yaraa yaad ku halay-naysaa, orod oo cunuga caano u qas. Bahalkan internetka la yidhaa waa balaayo yaanu shaqadaada kaa habsaamin.

[StormShadow]

"Fuq you hit me for bitch"

[Warabaha]

I have pondered over this question for several years.

Why are most Hawiye kitchens dirty? Seriously, every hawiye home I've been to have dirty kitchen floors in common. They're sticky and have dry pasta and macaroni all over the place. Now I couldn't care less if the problem was exclusively in the kitchen area but the dirty floors extend to the corridors while the living room seems to be not so bad.

Walahi I'm sick and tired of going home with my white sox turned Brown or black underneath my foot.

I have never seen a hawiye kitchen


cali what the fuck were you doing in a hawiye kitchen

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[YummyMummy]

@ Warsheekh: awww sorry my friend won't happen again

@ Waslaawi: walal anigu fariid farxalatay ban ahay, my son's bedtime is @ 9pm maxaa xiligan soo jeediyey? Caano, hilib, bariis (2 kinds), qosol, ciyaar iyo dhunkasho intan kadhargiyey ayan soo seexiyey... ma dulli bad imoodi soonaga isku xaafad ah?

@ Hilaac:

Not that funny but still true... home alone kid.

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

Firstly don't fock up my thread with ugly pics.

those pictures are coming if you dont stop believing that your not a BLACK AFRICAN. not only a black african. a SKINNY 85 POUND BLACK african .. your not caucasian ! your not arab. your not white.. waryaaa mr skinny yur a somali/ black/ sub sahara African.. pictures are coming my nigger!!! ahahahaha

[YummyMummy]

I keep reading Dr. Yalaxow's posts with a heavy Somali accent! Ninkaasi waa qac!

Song-ified prank call:

[KingWaslawi]

Firstly don't fock up my thread with ugly pics.

those pictures are coming if you dont stop believing that your not a BLACK AFRICAN. not only a black african. a SKINNY 85 POUND BLACK african .. your not caucasian ! your not arab. your not white.. waryaaa mr skinny yur a somali/ black/ sub sahara African.. pictures are coming my nigger!!! ahahahaha

Glad I am not the only who just noticed Yalaxow is pics are the ugliest.

[StormShadow]

Yummy, didn't know you watch ownage pranks lol post the house cleaning prank call.

[YummyMummy]

is this the house cleaning one? with Arab accent?

[Methylamine]

even if your married you can fart infront of your wife or husband. forexample me iam married actually sometimes i do big sound dhuuso like:- brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq infront of my beloved wife. after i do DHUUUSO my wife she says to me arooy meeha ka kud qandha xumoo calool kuusanee. ka dibna waa normal

PREGNANCY CAN OCCURE if women ay si qalad nin kastuumadiisa u xirato oo FRESH sperm whit body temperature = 37 degrees Celsius spermadaas tahay.NAAGTA AY ready u tahay inay uur qaado. then spermkaas haddii ay women bahalkeeda taabato naagta uur waa qaadi kartaaa.
marka quraan says (beyond reasonable doubt = 4 witnesses 4 marqaaati LESS then that THE PERSON IS NOT GUILTY .

NOOO NOO ZINAAAAA BUT

if you can not hold it then you can have intercorse whit Melon and its 100% xalaaaal

any kind of melon you can have it


its xalaal according many Islamic scholars to have NIIKO WHIT MELON.

and this is not advised according Salafi islam its xalaal to have intercorse whit Death women. thats why in egypty after salafis come in to the parlament first motion they presented was a Law which allows egpytians to have niiko whit death body(women)


NOOO ZINAAAAA

Siilaanyo on the phone calling America:------


Siilaanyo: .. Iam presiden of Somaliland, i would like to talk Mr Obama:: mmm Dee
Americans::: WHO?
Siilaanyo: This is president Of Somaliland!!
Americans:- Sir Suumaliland where's that??
siilaanyo:- Pls let me talk to Mr Obama my granmother also is Kenyan so we are related mr Obama and me so put the phone..
Americans. Sir!! this is not the white house!! its a shoping mall in minneapolis!!
Siilaanyo.. hayaay NOW GAW dee u sheeg tell him that Obama we need regocntionnnnn..

Americans.. Nigger pls

[YummyMummy]

the sperm/pregnancy one though!!! Yalaxow is a crack-head ninkaasi waa qac