Postby Thuganomics » Thu May 29, 2014 3:21 pm
FOR WOMEN
A brand new store has just
opened in New York City
that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose
a husband, they have to
follow the instructions at
the entrance:
You may visit this store
ONLY ONCE! There are 6
floors and the value of
the products increase as
you ascend the flights. You
may choose any item
from a particular floor, or
may choose to go up to the
next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down
except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a
husband.
The 1st floor sign on the
door reads:
Floor 1: These men have
jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have
Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have
Jobs, Love Kids and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the 4th floor
and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-
dead Good Looking and
help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th
floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-
dead Gorgeous, help with
Housework and Have a
Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the 6th
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor.
This floor exists solely as
proof that women are
impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store
FOR MEN
The store's owner
opens a New Wives store
just across the street.
The 1st first floor has
wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives
that love sex and have
money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th
floors have never been
visited.
crzy man
). Any recommendations? 
