The Official LOL Thread

[garoweboy]

[garoweboy]

f.. Liar

[YummyMummy]

@ Waayeel: check your PM walal.

@ Garoweboy: keep 'em coming saaxiib.

[Thuganomics]

Life lesson No1

A man is
getting into
the shower
just as his
wife is
finishing up
her shower
when the
doorbell
rings. The
wife quickly
wraps herself
in a towel
and runs
downstairs.
When she
opens the
door, there
stands Bob,
the next door
neighbor.
Before she
says a word,
Bob says, “I’ll
give you $800
to drop that
towel.” After
thinking for a
moment, the
woman drops
her towel and
stands naked
in front of
Bob.
After a few
seconds, Bob
hands her
$800 dollars
and leaves.
The woman
wraps back
up in the
towel and
goes back
upstairs.
When she
gets to the
bathroom,
her husband
asks,…
“Who was
that?” “It was
Bob the next
door
neighbor,”
she replies.
“Great!” the
husband
says, “Did he
say anything
about the
£800 he owes
me?”


Lesson:Gabadhaada ha ka qarin all things pertaining to credit and risk




Lesson 2

A priest
offered a lift
to a Nun. She
got in and
crossed her
legs, forcing
her gown to
reveal a leg.
The priest
nearly had an
accident.
After
controlling
the car, he
stealthily slid
his hand up
her leg. The
nun
said,”Father,
remember
Psalm 129?”
The priest
removed his
hand.
But,changing
gears, he let
his hand slide
up her leg
again. The
nun once
again said,
“Father,
remember
Psalm 129?”
The priest
apologized
“Sorry sister
but the flesh
is weak.”
Arriving at
the convent,
the nun went
on her way.
On his arrival
at the church,
the priest
rushed to
look up
Psalm 129. It
said, “Go
forth and
seek, further
up, you will
find glory"


Lesson:


If you
are not
well
informed
in your
job,
you
might
miss a
great
opportunity.

[YummyMummy]

That was... hahahahaha!!! Naughty naughty

[StormShadow]

LOL Yummy.

Why would she show her cawra for money when she is married to me? Walle I would kick her out and be Like the Jawaan dude and Say "Dee waan kuugu sanifay, mooji dee orodoo gurkiga iiga bax"

[StormShadow]

[StormShadow]

Xaliimo with big booty

[YummyMummy]

there has to be limits to everything dee Hilaac, that's TOO BIG!

For those interested in Somali jokes (it is SNet afterall):

Funny Somali man

Warning - adult humour (Somali reporter talking crazy nonsense)

Funny Sijui man (for Swahili speakers - I don't understand a single thing, please translate!)

Our favourite funny old Somalilander (LOL @ his version of no woman no cry)

Gabar reer magaal iyo mid reer miyi (my older SNetters, please iimacneeya odeygan Isaaq waxuu kuhadlayo)

[BlackVelvet]

In any other thread I would laugh out loud but because the title is "Official lol thread" I feel like the laughter got performance anxiety

[waayeel101]

Gabar reer magaal iyo mid reer miyi (my older SNetters, please iimacneeya odeygan Isaaq waxuu kuhadlayo)

ta reer magaalka wa loo dhameeyey

[YummyMummy]

In any other thread I would laugh out loud but because the title is "Official lol thread" I feel like the laughter got performance anxiety

The past few weeks have been really difficult with a lot of conflict going around in SNet, so I thought the place has a dire need for legitimate entertainment, where people can share and spread momentary joy, wouldn't you agree? Besides, where is your contribution walal? Bring us some of that Jasmine wit next time!

So what do u all think about this girl? I know it's comedy and that, but she performs a really despicable character. Sadly it represents the state of a lot of girls. And kiishaligeedaa kamuuqda shaadhkeeda at one point... Allah ha na soo hadeeyo.

[Hodan94]

f.. Liar

istaqfirullah

[Hodan94]

that's peak wallahi...that's not a joke.

[YummyMummy]

old but gold - blooduh

edit - found another cute oldie