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Sex Scene.

Postby Basra- » Fri May 30, 2014 4:54 pm

Xalimo and Farah un-robe in the private boarding of their Hilton Hotel Suite: the bride a virgin, and the groom, experience unknown: but she was hoping he knew what he was doing. Both the Mr and Mrs are under the bed sheets, awkwardly separated by numerous Baarkins, and sharing a conjugal atmosphere of deafening silence. Finally- Farah, moves closer to her, and he begins to move her hair away from her face and attempts to kiss her in the mouth. Abruptly, and unexpectedly, she puts hands on his mouth, and motions not to be kissed. He then- unveils his bedsheet, pulls up his white khamis, wearing NO under wear, exposing his abdi. It was too small. The Bride makes screams so loud, her mother bursts into the room, as if awaiting a signal from her daughter.


"I need a DIVORCE" Both mother and daughter cried while they rushed out of the room. :eat:

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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby Warabaha » Fri May 30, 2014 4:59 pm

You need to stop installing hidden cameras in peoples hotel rooms, plus what is the mother doing in the same hotel as her daughter who is about eat some ceeb.




what Somali can afford Hilton suit

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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby Aristocat » Fri May 30, 2014 5:00 pm

Is there a punchline coming?

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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby Basra- » Fri May 30, 2014 5:01 pm

:dj:

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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby Anab » Fri May 30, 2014 5:09 pm

Waraa


The brides mother is a protective mother. She helped arrange the marriage by her connection and tricks. :stylin: The groom comes from a very more powerful and rich family than the mother herself, so she wanted the marriage alliance to work so that her daughter can enjoy the prestige she was born into. Do you want to read her dialogues so u may get to know her well? :stylin:



PS this is Basra-- I cannot use my nick in the meantime. :eat:

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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby FarhanYare » Fri May 30, 2014 6:07 pm

your made up story was going somewhere until you wrote: " bride's mother walked into couple's room to check the well-being of her daughter" :mindblown:

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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby DR-YALAXOOW » Fri May 30, 2014 7:11 pm

Xalimo and Farah un-robe in the private boarding of their Hilton Hotel Suite: the bide a virgin, and the groom, experience unknown: but she was hoping he knew what he was doing. Both the Mr and Mrs are under the bed sheets, awkwardly separated by numerous Baarkins, and sharing a conjugal atmosphere of deafening silence. Finally- Farah, moves closer to her, and he begins to move her hair away from her face and attempts to kiss her in the mouth. Abruptly, and unexpectedly, she puts hands on his mouth, and motions not to be kissed. He then- unveils his bedsheet, pulls up his white khamis, wearing NO under wear, exposing his abdi. It was too small. The Bride makes screams so loud, her mother bursts into the room, as if awaiting a signal from her daughter.


"I need a DIVORCE" Both mother and daughter cried while they rushed out of the room. :eat:
basra i though that size doesn't matter,that's what i have been told 8-) basra do you care how big or little your future husbands Abdi is ??

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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby Lamagoodle » Fri May 30, 2014 10:11 pm

Basra, Queen of Camelot, there you go again! The small Abdi is the outcome of natural selection. It is because of the designated space that Allah gave him a small Abdi. Imagine the ramifications if he had a big one for her small one?.


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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby salool » Fri May 30, 2014 10:22 pm

:lol:

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Re: Sex Scene.

Postby barakaboy10 » Sat May 31, 2014 4:20 am

basra,

it sounds like a good reason to black and never come back


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