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Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 1:45 am
by 0sman
:dwill:
Amsterdam´s famous, or should we say infamous, red light district just got crazier! A new bar called "Hot Crescent" is offering its Muslim clients `halal prosititutes´.

Jonathan Swick, the bar owner, consulted three moderate, modern Imams to identify halal requirements. As a result, the prostitutes do not indulge in alcohol or drugs and they pray according to Islamic tradition, five times a day. In return, clients must have sex in a way that does not breach Islamic tradition. According to several sources, Shi´a Islam allows Nikāḥ al-Mutʿah or `marriage for pleasure´, a contentious option that permits temporary, contractual marriage. The marriage´s duration is decided before marrying and is automatically terminated upon completion of the agreed time period. Marriages may be renewed and financial payments may occur, typically with the husband paying the wife.

Hot Cresent´s Halal prostitutes would complete medical tests every two months in what Swick hopes will give Muslims a healthy and guilt-free way to satisfy their needs!
http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/ha ... dam-579383

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 1:49 am
by original dervish
:lol: ...there must be a way round weed too. :up:

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 3:17 am
by Warabaha
I am confused,what is a moderate and modern imam. There is only one Islam, this Jewish man is just on a crusade to turn Islam into another worthless religion like Judaism and Christianity

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 3:58 am
by gurey25
lol @ moderate imam/muslim
to be called a moderate muslim is a deep insult.

i am equally disgusted by takfiri/literalists and moderates/progressives
no i take it back i find the salafis slightly less offensive then these creatures.

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 6:26 am
by BlackVelvet
According to several sources, Shi´a Islam allows Nikāḥ al-Mutʿah or `marriage for pleasure´, a contentious option that permits temporary, contractual marriage. The marriage´s duration is decided before marrying and is automatically terminated upon completion of the agreed time period. Marriages may be renewed and financial payments may occur, typically with the husband paying the wife.
I wonder if this will tempt Sunni Muslims to join the par-tay

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 6:35 am
by LiquidHYDROGEN
lol @ moderate imam/muslim
to be called a moderate muslim is a deep insult.

i am equally disgusted by takfiri/literalists and moderates/progressives
no i take it back i find the salafis slightly less offensive then these creatures.
They both make a mockery of diinta. One does it to please western gaalo and the other does it to please Aali Sacuud. There's nothing wrong with moderation, the prophet SAWS was a prophet of the middle way. These fools are liberals.

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 7:53 am
by 0sman
According to several sources, Shi´a Islam allows Nikāḥ al-Mutʿah or `marriage for pleasure´, a contentious option that permits temporary, contractual marriage. The marriage´s duration is decided before marrying and is automatically terminated upon completion of the agreed time period. Marriages may be renewed and financial payments may occur, typically with the husband paying the wife.
I wonder if this will tempt Sunni Muslims to join the par-tay
To join or already joined? Ever heard of marriage contract known as 'Misyar' before? It's a Sunni phenomenon and practiced a lot in the Gulf lately:
American in Arabia Muses on Saudi 'Misyar' Marriages: 'Halal Hook-Ups'

A recent study in Saudi Arabia has shown that 35% of marriages end in divorce. This equals to roughly one divorce every half an hour. The noticeable effects this has on Saudi culture are increased expenses in families (for divorced divorcées who go back to the parents' house), young men delaying marriage because of the costs, and daughters who are marginalized (the stigma as a female divorcée puts limitations on women to find gainful employment in the Kingdom or another marriage).

It seems that many of the relationships were bound under a temporary guise of marriage called Misyar. While these are legal and religiously binding, they, in practice, play out as ‘till boredom do we part’. The result is a higher rate of divorces and marriages being treated without much consideration at all, even to the point that many don’t even register the union at the Civil Affairs office. Misyar is the Sunni version (roughly, if you will) of the more widely known Shia practice, Mutta, a.k.a “Hezbollah’s Halal hook-up”
http://www.albawaba.com/editorchoice/am ... ups-413665

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 8:02 am
by BlackVelvet
a.k.a “Hezbollah’s Halal hook-up
:lol:

I don't know whether it's good in that at least they feel guilty enough to try and ease their conscience or just going from bad to worse by trying to change things to suit their own needs.

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 8:15 am
by original dervish
In Islam intent is everything........they're only fooling themselves.

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 11:18 am
by theyuusuf143
interesting, you just marry her for 1 or 2 hours, give her bill including meher noney. but what about condoms. does islam allow condoms or you must have unprotected sex ?

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:59 pm
by knowthyself
Halal brothels are good for the soul. I was in Dudabi chatting up a "halal prossie" next to whom stood a cleric doling out temporary marriage certificates so everything was kosher. Bring your own rubber though because those chicks like to poke holes in them when your back is turned so they can apply for asylum with their baby's daddy. The oldest trick on the book.

Turned out I had to pay child support for the fruits of my loins for a whole year after till a DNA test proved that she got knocked up by another American chap.

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:00 pm
by gurey25
dont lie , you need references and special contacts to get into the mutcah marriage gig.

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:30 am
by Commerce
Mockery at its worst

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:48 am
by MaliPrince
didn't all the muslim leaders back in the day have giant harems? hypocrisy and indulgence in extra-marital sex has always been apart of Islam.

Re: Halal hookers?

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:26 pm
by ZubeirAwal
These 'modern' imams will be hurled into hell like dogs.