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Postby Dhaga Bacayl » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:34 pm

Nimankani ma of soomalibay ku hadalayeen..?

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Postby Globetrotter- » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:39 pm

Dhega BACIID,

Nimankee??? Af soomaliga ma adiga ayaa qandaraas ku qaatay???

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Postby kambuli » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:45 pm

Glo,

That is fine. I am sure those who joke with it are the least tribalistic guys. The sick ones are the ones that get offended for a little joke. Actually I make fun of my own all the time. And you know no body wants any harm or any shame to his clan.

Somalis are the same. No one clan is better than the other one. up

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Postby Dhaga Bacayl » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:46 pm

[quote="Globetrotter-"]Dhega BACIID,

Nimankee??? Af soomaliga ma adiga ayaa qandaraas ku qaatay???[/quote]

I didn't say that...I just didn't understand what they're saying bro,,,

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Postby kambuli » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:46 pm

lol Laughing Laughing Laughing @ Af soomaliga ma adiga ayaa qandaraas ku qaatay???

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:46 pm

Cubeed..good observation but i said that 5 months ago. Globe is dhuuso

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Postby Sir-Luggoyo » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:47 pm

I am all for jokes about qabiils, regardless and I know the funniest jokes are those based on specific clans. Abgaal and Ogaden being in the lead.

Here is one about Abgaal.

Guy Abgaal ah oo lo'diisa waraabsanaaya aa waxaa wareeriyay oo biyihii ka dhameeyay sac uusan asagu lehayn, markii dambe ayuu intuu ul soo qaatay ayuu dhegaha ka garaacay, markaasuu yiri "Ka kud maha qandho dabo dheer sidii rasuulkiiye"

Mid kale oo ag taagnaa ayaa yiri "Areey xaad ku ogaatay inow rasuulku dabo dheeraay"

Kii hore ayaa yiri "Xaan ka ogahay tanyo berigaan dhashay aa la lahaay Eebow nagu xariiriye"

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Postby kambuli » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:50 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Istaaq Furulaah Exclamation

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Postby Globetrotter- » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:50 pm

Luggooyo, LOL

There were these two abgaal guys eating some cambuulo and one of them went outside to vomit- he was hit by a lorry and the other guys says:

Halahoow badar oo uu iga daadshe ayaa iiga daran Laughing

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Postby muslim-man » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:52 pm

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"] "Xaan ka ogahay tanyo berigaan dhashay aa la lahaay Eebow nagu xariiriye"[/quote]
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:54 pm

[quote="Globetrotter-"]Luggooyo, LOL

There were these two abgaal guys eating some cambuulo and one of them went outside to vomit- he was hit by a lorry and the other guys says:

Halahoow badar oo uu iga daadshe ayaa iiga daran Laughing[/quote]

That's the most retarded Joke in the histoyr of qabiil jokes.. Laughing Laughing Laughing

But you are trying to be funny and human...that's good...U are not as bitter and anal as u used to be...Well, what do you know? Same apes really do evolve. Laughing Laughing

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Postby kambuli » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:57 pm

Ninkii Ogaadeen (Reer Afgaab) ee arkay Baarlamaankii Xamar.

Ninkii la socdey ayuu weydiiyey" Waar muxuu ahaa aqaalkaa casi?"

"Waa baarlamaankii dalka laga xukumayey " ayuu ugu jawaabay ninkii.

Ninkii Ogaadeen" Wax Reer Afgaabihi maku jiraan?"

"Maya" ayuu ugu jawaabay ninkii.

Ninkii Ogaadeen " Aga yaraa intuu socon" Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby Globetrotter- » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:57 pm

Lionshit,

You suffer from attention seeking sydrome m/F.

Save you everyone else is having some fun on this thread.

Get lost SOB!

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:59 pm

^^Hmmm..getting pissed, i c...If there is one thing i like more than attention is pissing off retards like you..lol..

job well done..Lion..

takes only 3 posts to screw with your head..

again, i'm glad to see you evolving from a bitter and uncivilized pig to a fun-loving human.

Must be this blessed month... Laughing
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Postby Sir-Luggoyo » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:18 pm

Cubeed, fill your tanks saxib.

Globe,

Allow me to tell it as it is:

Labo Abgaal ah aa maqayad soo wada galay, waxaa laga dhergay muufo iyo suqaar iyo moos, lacagtii markii la bixiyay ayaa kii soo hor baxay asagoo calooshu ka hoirreyso oon dhinacna fiirin ayuu waddadii gooyay, saa baabuur ayaa kala gooyay (Literally) markaasaa wixii caloosha ku jiray bannanka ku so daateen, kii kale waxaa la is lahaa wuu ka nixi doonaa oo saxibkiis ayaa dhintay, sidii wax kale looga sugaayay ayuu yiri.

"Ar yaa haba dhindhee halka badar oow qasaarshay oo iigu daran"


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