"Soccer" is destroying America

[Malachite]

if more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time...

Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. In a real sport, players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls — all in front of a crowd. When baseball players strike out, they're standing alone at the plate. But there's also individual glory in home runs, touchdowns and slam-dunks.

In soccer, the blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway. There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised. There's a reason perpetually alarmed women are called "soccer moms," not "football moms."

Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level...

You can't use your hands in soccer. (Thus eliminating the danger of having to catch a fly ball.) What sets man apart from the lesser beasts, besides a soul, is that we have opposable thumbs. Our hands can hold things. Here's a great idea: Let's create a game where you're not allowed to use them!

And, she adds, “almost no one scores anyway ... Do they even have MVPs in soccer? Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in. That's when we're supposed to go wild. I'm already asleep.”

Guess who the author is? She makes Glenn Beck look good (at least sometimes)

the xenophobe strikes again

[Basra-]

What is glaringly shouting out of this so called article is the fact that, the writer claims soccer does not have a hero. It is so like an American mentality. So imbued in Hollywood-- Good guys vs. bad guys-story line mentality- that, they need to relate or look up to a hero in order to feel 'whole'. Football has a quarterback, Basketball has a King James, or Former Jordan. Americans have this propensity to crown an individual into pedestal status, in order to feel good. (soccer has no consistent goaler, or hero, usually it is a team--team sport.) LOOOOOL


I am surprised Americans don't have a royal King or Prince to bow over or swoon over. No wonder they adore Prince William and commoner Kate. (and now-little prince George is the most popular ugly fat baby in America)


The writer of this article is just suffering from xenophobia, and craves a good story via Hollywood with a happy ending. He wants to convince us that the average 25 millions viewers of the world cup here in the states have no grand father who was born here???? LOOOOOOOOOL Oh so we r u just going skip over the son, and grandson who were born here, and just start bashing the grand dad immigrant? Dumb modafcuker. But funny modafcuker. LOOOOL

[X.Playa]

clever marketing , Ann Culter and other "conservative" whores and their wealthy sponsor use these racist undertones to get the white working class votes to "take" America back , a phrase basically meaning to implement their righ wing economic policy.

[quark]

She knows she writes BS but it sells due to high percentage of stupid Americans.

[Basra-]

Ann Coulter

Is a hyperbolic troll. Just like me. LOL She just says things to garner buzz and talk. That's all. She is an anorexic, lonely little blondie who cracks me up with her stupidness. Go to Youtube and watch her catty exchange with then NBC star news anchor Katie Couric. It was epic. Many years ago, but funny to watch. Every time I see her, I see her loneliness shout out to me. Its so sad, because she could have made a happy liberal man happy.


PS Xplaya--- u seem sad today. Are you okey?

[X.Playa]

Basra why are you obsessed with anything that's blond???

[Basra-]

Basra why are you obsessed with anything that's blond???

XPlaya

in a short answer. I think Blondes are a Superior race.

[AgentOfChaos]

God I love those silly Republicunts and their crazy fucked up conspiracies, by far Ann motherfucking Coulter is my favorite.