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Escaped fitna

Postby Adali » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:33 pm

Sexy blonde with chiwawa wanted to have sex with me today
she gave me signs like taking off some clothes, playing with her hair, smiling etc
she was wearing tank top and no bra
she walked up to me and introduced herself
I told her "nice to meet you"
she asked me about my name
I told her "you look wild"
she started laughing, responding "do I, omg"
I look at her thinking, is she from essex ?
she ask me why I didn't come up to her.
I tell her who do you think you are ? beyonce ?
she giggles frantically.

cut long story short, she invited me to her place, I kindly decline the offer.

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby waraabe251 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:38 pm

then you woke up all sweaty and late for suhuur

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby Amira143 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:39 pm

Bahahahhaha!! ala caloosha.

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby Vivacious » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:40 pm

We know you are a hotcake. No woman can ever resist you.

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby Amira143 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:41 pm

Cakeeee...drools

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby Even123 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:56 pm

Sexy blonde with chiwawa wanted to have sex with me today
she gave me signs like taking off some clothes, playing with her hair, smiling etc
she was wearing tank top and no bra
she walked up to me and introduced herself
I told her "nice to meet you"
she asked me about my name
I told her "you look wild"
she started laughing, responding "do I, omg"
I look at her thinking, is she from essex ?
she ask me why I didn't come up to her.
I tell her who do you think you are ? beyonce ?
she giggles frantically.

cut long story short, she invited me to her place, I kindly decline the offer.
Damn the temptation especially in Ramadan, all in all brother mashallah it says in hadithu nabiye (SAW) that whoever refuses the temptation of a woman toward zina then his shadow (protection of Allah) in Yawmal-qiyama Is reserved

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby Adali » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:12 pm

brother I won this battle but the war will continue, this girl knows where I go grocery shopping and I have feeling she will not give up so easily.

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby waraabe251 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:14 pm

brother I won this battle but the war will continue, this girl knows where I go grocery shopping and I have feeling she will not give up so easily.
how hot is she from 1 to 10 with 10 being very hot

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby salool » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:20 pm

Ana saaim naagina way iskukay qaawisay...sheeko xariir shilin ba dhuustay...

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby blizzard90 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:21 pm

I was on the early morning train rush hour today. the train was so packed and everyone so close, I was so close to this blonde business woman our bodies were touching I was right behind her. the train was going up and down and smelt so nice. I was like istaaakfrula

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby GeoSeven » Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:57 pm

You left out the part where she shed tears of dismay when you rejected her...

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby SultanOrder » Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:04 pm

I think she was a prostitute mate.

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby metamorphosis » Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:18 pm

Tell her you are Muslim and you dont believe in sex before marriage. If she continuos to harass you tell her you will call the cops on her.

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby Adali » Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:42 pm

Tell her you are Muslim and you dont believe in sex before marriage. If she continuos to harass you tell her you will call the cops on her.
Welcome back bro, I don't like telling people my religious belief, a simple not interested will do.

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Re: Escaped fitna

Postby Marques » Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:47 pm

Must have been hydrogen with a wig


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