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Salaam ladies,

After a careful look at my schedule, I have came to the conclusion that I, Ras Hawdian I, need a Public Relations Officer. I need a feminine touch that reassures everyone that the Ras means peace and humility. There is no need for Tahrir Square style rebellion on Snet against the Ras. This includes Mods, average user and the heavyweights.

So ladies, I believe in all three of you and I know you have what it takes to restore public confidence. Thus as of today, I will kindly request that you join my Public Relations department to deal with unrest across the Great Plateau.

I know I often say public office is not for females but right now I could use your swagger, uunsi, daadax and pretty smiles to remove few individuals from Tahrir Square and back to herding the camels

I have seen you at work and how you settle disputes of all kinds. Equally, I have noticed that you are number uno when it comes to being drama queens, thus I want you to show individuals who want to be like you how to be you.

The Public Relations Officer vacancy is now OPEN.

I will be kind, grateful and most of all protector of the woman that handles such job with some complaisance and uunsi. BTW inar EvolSyawla magacagu adaka

Ras Hawdian-------My office does need a feminine touch.

I hope you did not just take your time out of your day to type that out.

^^

I got little assistance from the neighbor. Some kind people here.

Ladies,

Let me also add that if Julkimi is successful in this job, I will hire a white boy from any country of her choice hala shekeysata but only during lunch time

If the job goes to Basra, me and her gonna watch together all of her favorite movies and read a book or two near the fire place in my office.

If Evol is successful then I will be relocating the whole office to Calamadaha - Hargeisa

Using women and sex for you political agenda, your lucky I don't know where you live.

piss of shit slave TPLF

You should be more respectful in your search for assistance from your better halves. Drama queens

And up the antee: Calamadaha looks poor and messy. I require more class than the furniture store section of town

^^^looooooooool,

I didn't mean it in a bad way. I guess what I meant was funky, bubbly and to bring life to this place.

Calamadaha is rocking c'on Evol. Where you wanna go, I got Haji Warabe's truck on standby? loooool furniture store.

^_^ I have a PR campaign in mind.

I don't mind a nice office near the presidential office. We need to make you look like you matter to the big boys.

Or the top floor of Deero Mall. We'll add a pool with some nice lounge-like lighting and furniture - Make you appeal to the younger generation.

Stay tuned Evil - oops I mean Snet's Sweetheart Hawdian.

^^ Joker.

Everything looks nice with a bitch next to it - Lu

Don't take the fun out of the thread you imbecile.

^^His a lil kid that wants me to mentor. So far I'm not impressed.

Iga waran Hargeisa these days? Last time I talked to relatives, they were in a big storm. I love Hargeisa after caseer but I hate when its windy and all the dust is blowing up. Malinban ciid badan laqay anigo aag maraya saldhiiga Police-ka Qudhac-dheer.

For some reason, it blows like crazy in the afternoon say after 4ish.

So whatever happened to your Be Likeable campaign?