I warn you, DO NOT

[0sman]

look up the following in Urban Dictionary:

Russian Candy Cane

If you're wondering how I came across it, I was watching a video on Buzzfeed channel on Youtube and there's a new clip titled '8 More Urban Dictionary Definitions You Need To Know' and someone mentioned this in the comments section.

Though the person who posted it made a warning (like they didn't want people to look it up, duh) I was grossed out when I read it and if you're curious to know what it is about and look it up then don't blame me.

Night!

[0sman]

187 views (as of now). I wonder how many people Googled it. Warned you, bitches.

[Octagon]

stop being a chicken and tell what it is

[0sman]

Google it, silly. (If I post what it means here they'll move the thread to the ........ ah, nvm).

[Octagon]

I cant right now, this Starbucks blond Barista is hitting on me , i don't want her to see something that will gross her out. I will be kicked out.

[0sman]

It is not a pic, mate; it's a definition of that phrase in Urban Dictionary. And lol @ this Starbucks' blond Barista is hitting on me.

[malibantu]

Osman sheeko oo igu dhacday aa jawaabtaada ah Duqa
Sheeko Gaaban " Calanka guduudka aa ii suran"

Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah, Bisha Ramadaan anigoo lacag dirso is dhahaayo aan waxaan soo galay dukaanka xawaala.

Duqdoo oo Farodheere ah xijaab waa lawataa biyo aa la cabooyaa, aniga yaab, waa fiirinooyaa Camal

Habar Farodheere broken English " Why you looking me"
Malibantu Salaama caleykum eedo waa ku salaamay, ramadaan waaye biyo see camal?
Habar Farodheero Hayaay Soomaali baad tahay? Maye biyaha dee Calanka cuduudan iyaa ii suran

[0sman]

Haa wadaayoow, 'calanka guduudan = howlahaad Bariga dhexe'. Weligeey aan maqli jiray calanka guduudan laakiin Maryooleeyda oo dhan ma wada fahmi karto.

Adi naftaa baxar aa tahay. Haddii jac lagugu dhejiyo ka waran oo lagu dhaho, 'Haddaan soomo iyo haddii kale maxaa kaa galay? Adi maa i xisaabineyso?'

[EvolSyawla]

I checked.

That may be a term, but it's not real...?


What about rainbow kissing?

[0sman]

^ O fuck! I had a feeling it was similar to what mine meant and it's 2x worse. Why the hell did I look it up, including mine in the first place? Fuck curiosity!

Time to log off from the net for a while. Xiligaan waalan jiray ayaa la gaaray.