TWIST epic fail

[LeJusticier]

You made a mistake sxb( Wadnaha iyo Beerka ayaad isku qaladay)

No wonder why Tuush, deeqa, and Jazmin dumped you.

[Twist]

They're all taken care of, awoowe. Now I am looking for wife # 4.

You remember this, RW?

[guhad122]

They're all taken care of, awoowe. Now I am looking for wife # 4.

You remember this, RW?

Jeeyte iyo Xeynoosh Sanqoole....That is focking hilarious.... By the way Xaynoosh Sanqoole is close relative of mine...
Adoo Karaan degan Mediina sab aa lagaaga yeeray...Twist, saaxiib adi waxaa tahay kuwii sabta weydiin jirey ee suuqa xoolaha ariga lakala iibsanaayo kasoo raaci jirey....

The stupid kids here don't remember much or know anything about Alaahu yarxam majaajiliiste Jeeyte or the great actor/comedian Xaynoosh Sanqoole....

[Twist]

Most of them were born in the 90's ee maxay Jeyte iyo Sanqoole ka garan. But unfortunately they're experts in qabyaalad & fadhi-ku-dirir.

[guhad122]

Most of them were born in the 90's ee maxay Jeyte iyo Sanqoole ka garan. But unfortunately they're experts in qabyaalad & fadhi-ku-dirir.

Sabtii waa fogeyd waan xaaraan... Laakiin ithaa fii siyaara, waa xaalaal...I just wonder how many of these fockers can understand just that piece....

[Twist]

Not many of them.

Guhadow, how come you've just showed up when Nabeela has showed up? Just a coincidence, awoowe?

[LeJusticier]

Twist
Ma kuwii geedka fuuli jiray ayaad ku jirtay? Intay geed fuulaan qiiqa meeshu ka baxay sahamiya( calaashaan SABATU LAAHU)

[Twist]

Cuntada sabta way ka dhadhan fiicnayd midda guriga laga kariyo, waa mucjiso aanan weli la fahmin sababta ka dambaysa.

[Julkimi]

Off topic.

I remember back in 2006, when my granny took us to Bosaso, my Uncle had a "saab" or "seeb" almost 200 people showed up. He slaughtered 6 goats and made lots of bariis. All I remember is I was suffocating because there were too many people. But my brothers had fun, I wanted to eat with them and the ladies said naa ceeb, don't eat with the boys. That was my experience with African saab.

[Twist]

LOL @ saab. Juls, it's short, just 'sab'.

And yeah, back home girls & women aren't allowed to eat with the males, unless they're kids. And in most cases, they have to eat after the men are satisfied, which is one of our shitty cultural norms, imo.

[xiimaaya]

twist thats how we tamed these sexual jihad waging xaalimos

[Twist]

^ xiimaaya, I understand where you're coming from but I don't think the lack of subjugation of our females resulted in the current phenomena.The sexual jihadism, in my opinion, is the byproduct of the civil-war and the mass immigration into foreign lands with foreign cultures.

[xiimaaya]

^ xiimaaya, I understand where you're coming from but I don't think the lack of subjugation of our females resulted in the current phenomena.The sexual jihadism, in my opinion, is the byproduct of the civil-war and the mass immigration into foreign lands with foreign cultures.

It's known fact that its far easier for foreigner to sweep off xaalimo niigis then his somali counterpart. a mere smile does it for him. Ninyahow were cursed with these women i tell you.

[Twist]

Now we'll get into Faarax vs Xaliimo, awoowe. And I am an old man who can't wrestle with a fuming Xaliimo ee baxar hana gelinin, eeboow.

But on a serious note though, a house with no pillars to support is a broken house. The only way we can restore our dignity, sovereignty and statehood is if we, Somalis (at least the ones who want stay together), work together and do something about our current state. Until that's done things will get from bad to worse and stuff like what one did with themselves will be the least of worries. Let's fix the bigger issue and the smaller ones will take care of themselves.

[xiimaaya]

Now we'll get into Faarax vs Xaliimo, awoowe. And I am an old man who can't wrestle with a fuming Xaliimo ee baxar hana gelinin, eeboow.

But on a serious note though, a house with no pillars to support is a broken house. The only way we can restore our dignity, sovereignty and statehood is if we, Somalis (at least the ones who want stay together), work together and do something about our current state. Until that's done things will get from bad to worse and stuff like what one did with themselves will be the least of worries. Let's fix the bigger issue and the smaller ones will take care of themselves.

spoken like a wise man