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Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:43 pm
by nord
mathematical proof below (srs)
women require time and money
so women = time * money
we know that time is money, so time = money
therefore, women = (money)^2 equation(1)
also, money is the root of evil, so money = √(evil) equation(2)
substituting eqn (2) into (1), women = √(evil)^2 = evil
∴ women = evil.
Q.E.D. (quod erat demonstrandum) (demonstrated)
Re: Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:59 pm
by Givejeffofree
don't forget... + c
plus cuntnimo
Re: Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:38 pm
by Adali
Haha good one. is it not time + money, why do you times ?
Re: Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:17 pm
by DANGIRL
Well if you don't have the means (money),don't date.
Re: Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:22 am
by nord
Plot a graph of y= money + time, where time is a constant. The graph would not go through the origin (0,0). It should be because if time =0. Money given =0
Re: Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:28 am
by Julkimi
No money= No women
No good looks = No women.
Judging by your topics you lack both of those two so you should have no worries.
Re: Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:29 am
by LilEmperor
Op it's true women are heartless savages
They want their hair done
They want clothes
They want a car
They want to go on dates
Watch chick flicks ( ain't nobody got time for that!)
Go expensive restaurants (fuck off)
Sometimes I wonder OP if I'll ever find that one girl that does not care about materials.
Re: Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:40 am
by Adali
Plot a graph of y= money + time, where time is a constant. The graph would not go through the origin (0,0). It should be because if time =0. Money given =0
Good point, but why are you worrying about money, don't you live in Norway, girls pay for themselves over there, infact most like to pay for their dates, it is a trend. But you're right about time, they want to spend all their time with you, so you don't have any time with the boys, playing video games or watching anime.
Re: Prove that women are evil using women=time*money
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:04 am
by jamal9
do you know why hurricanes are named after women's names?
because once they hit you, they leave you with nothing
white dude at my work who got divorced told me that. but i guess this applies only to white folks or rich pple