Best Moments in SNet History

[YummyMummy]

This place is slowly dying out anyway, or perhaps it's the winter hibernation, but some laughter would bring warmth to the dreary SNet days. This thread is hence for the newbies to enjoy and oldies to reminisce. Inspired by: viewtopic.php?f=18&t=359516

Had a proper laugh about the legendary socks in the kitchen thread:

Agent here it is sxb. He had the cheek to label it
"A non clan topic" lollllllz

viewtopic.php?f=290&t=319966

My contribution: Dr.Yalaxow's Quotes: viewtopic.php?f=18&t=318643

I'm sure there were plenty more historical moments that we'd all enjoy sharing

[thehappyone]

socks in a kitchen? you people need to grow up

[Redsea90]

so the best moment in sent history is a thread on socks.??

[YummyMummy]

^

Jeffo's threads

[Rambie]

No one can possibly beat the "caabo" guy. I just try 2 imagine the scenario n u cant help it but to laugh. I wounder how this kid is doing now. Poor kid ...........

[Hyperactive]

caligaab was very funny man and he is not even try to be funny.

[FarhanYare]

I don't know how anyone finds that funny

[FarhanYare]

This on the other hand was epic:

Khalid Ali » Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:29 pm

I have never seen a hawiye kitchen


cali what the fuck were you doing in a hawiye kitchen

[thehappyone]

caligaab was very funny man and he is not even try to be funny.

you're like an old man complaining ''in my day *insert whatever* was much better", there was absolutely nothing funny about that thread, you're among the few people on here who struggle to make people laugh so you rather bring up old shit to make yourself feel better

[LeJusticier]

The Mahdi quote!!

[Methylamine]

viewtopic.php?t=344139&p=4180181

Munaafiqiin al shabaab Goat fuckers leaders are busy living in 21 Century enjoying latest Technology from modern world.. this arab worshippers are too coward to die their salafi jihaad . they are just busy of having sex whit their stinking 150 kilo multible wifes. while they send youngesters to suicide mission poor brainwashed teengeers who never saw in their Life a vijayvij,

Salafism

^^ calm down you clown atheist. how is bus driving in Stockholm going? one day an al-kabab would blow up in ur bus, watch ur mouth

come to my buss whit your suicide vest and blow up your somaali skinny futo and you will be rewarded those 72 big melon Virgins

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=232643 lady-nas

I Got A New Labtop From Beesha!

Not the whole of Beesha Majeeteen my sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sui=b-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub clan of beesha Mahad Qoyane. They set up a account for College students three years ago, went to a family meeting on the weekend and sold my case to the beesha and got $1200 for a Toshiba labtop.

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=258122 hands down the greatest thread of SNet

salam alaikum walaalo

i need advice something very bad happen

yesterday came family lots..they come for visit from meelo badaan in london iyo leceister. they all sleep at gurigey. it was bedtime ii hoyo said aniga iyo cousin yaar in seexano waye. i was very angry iyo i shout "hoyoo niin a ahay 20 minute!" but still i have 2 go to bed..

now my blood is boil and when this happen sometime i masutrbate istaqfirullah but it calm me down so is halal...anyway hooyo ii aabo dhulka joodari or how u say matress? they put down for us 2 sleep together because they give my room to awowo.

anyway we have 2 sleep together and i lock door nd play psp because i want 2 stay awake...anyway after while my cousin fall asleep and i am very kacsi so i do new thing...i use wireless BT internet and go on internet on psp i go to google image and search bad stuff on google image and start haraam behavior because i am still angry to hoyo.

after maybe 2-3 minute januub a iga soo baxay iyo wiilka yarka gacantiis it go on a LOT and he wake up and scream.

anyway caabo run into the room and turn on light and as u know aniga qaawan aa fadhiyi. caabahay niin xanag badaan uu yahay ilahay xa dhafoo lakiin this time he go crazy...

he run at me and start to hit me everywhere and every one all family wake up and come in...i am naked and he just beating me.. after while i take duvet and cover myself and run away he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

i go to my friend house and sleep there and i am there now i just wake up..i have lots of missed call from hooyo ii caabo...

what should i say? please advice me and sorry for bad english i am tired...

i am new to site so please be nice aswell..

viewtopic.php?f=250&t=339685 this quote by HutuKing has me howling on the floor

No doubt that it is true about HG not being saints. No doubt that they were oppressors.
But terrorists from biimaal killing innocent sacad and cayr landowners who owns that farmland halaalwise is a crime that is not justified in Quran and neither in Torah or the Gospel.
What biimaal are doing is something that triggers clan war.

When Banu Ummayyah killed al-Hussain r.a it was the start of long hatred between Ummaya and banu Hashim.

[Tuushi]

Where is Yalaxows tips on sex with a melon?

[GeoSeven]

he chase me and hooyo is crying shouting "allah wiilkay yaarka qaniis waye!!" i am cry too because i am not...

I remember laughing like a maniac when I got to this part. This kid cracked me UP that day

[FieldMarshalMenace]

Epic moment was when Abdijohn came running here when he found uncle Faarax's condom

[GeoSeven]

Johnson

He was my favorite uncle until this condom discovery