marrying back Home or the West?

[TheMailMan]

This is absolutely ridiculous. I hope you guys are trolling.

[Jeffo]

A published scientific article "Somali women’s view of physical activity – a focus group study" headed by the esteemed Gerthi Persson has shown that somali women lie when asked for what reason they do not undertake any form of physical exercises.

“Lifestyle here is like herding goats: taking kids to school, going to work, bringing them back, and preparing a meal. Where does a mother get time to go to the gym?”

It is a statistical fact, that majority of somali women do not "work".

They even had the gall to suggest that instead of making time for exercise, they needed assistance.

“I would personally need somebody helping with the chores or go to a health camp Somali Biggest Losers.” [Like the Swedish television show, Biggest Loser]

We know that even if they gain such assistance, somali women suffer from "student syndrome". If you are not aware of this here is a little example.

The student syndrome is a form of procrastination, but it usually includes more of a plan and sincerely good intentions. For example, if a student or group of students goes to a professor and asks for an extension to a deadline they will usually defend their request by noting how much better their project will be given more time to work on it; they request this with all the right intentions. In reality most students will have other tasks or events place a demand on the time they fully intended to commit to improving their paper or project. In the end they will often end up close to the same situation they started with: wishing they had more time as the new delayed deadline approaches.

There is a need to rework the mental dynamics of the somalian female in a way which fits the current life they are living in. We must remove the opportunities for lies and deceit; instead instill the opportunities for building them in a way that we somali men can be proud of. Thank you.

[thehappyone]

The only sport somalian women do is wrestling, on black friday.

[vikingman]

A published scientific article "Somali women’s view of physical activity – a focus group study" headed by the esteemed Gerthi Persson has shown that somali women lie when asked for what reason they do not undertake any form of physical exercises.

“Lifestyle here is like herding goats: taking kids to school, going to work, bringing them back, and preparing a meal. Where does a mother get time to go to the gym?”

It is a statistical fact, that majority of somali women do not "work".

They even had the gall to suggest that instead of making time for exercise, they needed assistance.

“I would personally need somebody helping with the chores or go to a health camp Somali Biggest Losers.” [Like the Swedish television show, Biggest Loser]

We know that even if they gain such assistance, somali women suffer from "student syndrome". If you are not aware of this here is a little example.

The student syndrome is a form of procrastination, but it usually includes more of a plan and sincerely good intentions. For example, if a student or group of students goes to a professor and asks for an extension to a deadline they will usually defend their request by noting how much better their project will be given more time to work on it; they request this with all the right intentions. In reality most students will have other tasks or events place a demand on the time they fully intended to commit to improving their paper or project. In the end they will often end up close to the same situation they started with: wishing they had more time as the new delayed deadline approaches.

There is a need to rework the mental dynamics of the somalian female in a way which fits the current life they are living in. We must remove the opportunities for lies and deceit; instead instill the opportunities for building them in a way that we somali men can be proud of. Thank you.

Even the white man has done extensive research into this creature, the somalian woman is beyond words.

[vikingman]

Here are some reasons as to why you should avoid them like the plague.

Somalian women have an unflattering history so they will oppress your kids and not let them reach their full potential (this is true)
Somalian women will backbite about you and all your actions will be shared to her banshee friends
Somalian women are lazy and will not seek a job unless it involves babysitting in which they can sit on their gross bums all day and watch the batchlerr
Somalian women are unloyal she might have sex with your bestfriend behind your back
Somalian women stink and use heavy makeup and perfume to cover up the stench
Somalian women have mutilated u know what
Somalian women spend 200 dollars on bleech every month
Somalian women are unflattering on your arm

[vikingman]

" Does that include your mother?"

this is the biggest excuse Somalian women will use.
First of all you can't compare to my mother unless your 50+ years old and I already said That our moms don't have problems. I'm not trying to marry a woman as old as a mother that would be unflattering.

Somalianwomen that are my age group 20-25 they are the ones im talking about they are the worse ! Absolutely horrible ! only a man who had nothing going for him in life would consider marrying a Somali banshee dhagdheer dhimatay

[thehappyone]

Somalian women are unloyal she might have sex with your bestfriend behind your back

you have completely invalidated yourself with this line

[Deeqaaa]

Such a lie, as if every Somali woman is fat. I know a lot who are in great shape, and since a lot of Somali women have to take care of their kids all by themselves, they work harder than most other women.

[YummyMummy]

This diversion - who else saw it coming?

[Jeffo]

This diversion - who else saw it coming?

Your only saving grace is that youre half gujarati.

[YummyMummy]

F*** sake man, how many times I gotta say it, KASHMIRI ya get me? KMT

[thehappyone]

Such a lie, as if every Somali woman is fat. I know a lot who are in great shape, and since a lot of Somali women have to take care of their kids all by themselves, they work harder than most other women.

waryaa abdi qashiinka banaanka u qaad, nayaa ayaan shaax ii keen, waryaa ali barkiin qolkey iga keen

Sounds like hard work

[Deeqaaa]

Such a lie, as if every Somali woman is fat. I know a lot who are in great shape, and since a lot of Somali women have to take care of their kids all by themselves, they work harder than most other women.

waryaa abdi qashiinka banaanka u qaad, nayaa ayaan shaax ii keen, waryaa ali barkiin qolkey iga keen

Sounds like hard work

Lol riwaayadaha badan aad daawanaysid iska daa

[Jeffo]

Somali women have 7 hours of free time while the child is at school plus 2 hours of islam studies. #yaab

[thehappyone]

Somali women have the most unruly kids in public but at home they get the dacas. #cajiib