My Friend has Sworn Off White Women
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:36 am
My friend recently went clubbing and picks up this white chick. After that night he refuses to ever see White women as relationship material. That night of the incident they both started drinking and afterwards went to a hotel then things got kinda hot. Obviously. Lol!
He started out with some simple foreplay, He started fingering her clit, reached inside to rub on her g-spot, and then he felt something weird.
It’s not cottony like a tampon, it’s kinda slippery. He thinks maybe it’s an IUD, so he wraps his finger around it to pull it out and make a joke …
and it’s a condom.
A yellow, used condom was wrapped around his finger.
He was in such shock, and so bewildered, it took him more than a few seconds to register what was going on. The normal, instantaneous logic chain broke down, and He had to revert to deliberate steps:
Step 1: That is a condom on your finger.
Step 2: It came out of her vagina.
Step 3: Since it came out of her vagina, it must be a used condom.
Step 4: Someone used that condom in her vagina.
Step 5: That someone wasn’t you.
Step 6: That is someone else’s used condom.
Step 7: YOUR FINGER IS TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE’S USED CONDOM. YOUR FINGER IS TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE’S USED CONDOM.
After staring at it for ten seconds and letting his brain work through the logic, my friend frantically waved his hand back and forth until it flings off onto the ground with a loud "Splat!!".
My friend “WHAT THE FUUUCK!!!!”
Whore “Eew. Sorry.”
He then stares at her in disgust, expecting some sort of apology or explanation of her whoreishness, or something that would explain this abomination. She had this contemplative drunken pause, like she was really considering the options.
Now at this point I'm already laughing. I'm gasping for breath and my sides are killing me. But what this White girl says next almost splits my sides and painfully causes my ribcage to expand because of how hard I burst out laughing. She says..
Whore; Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
He started out with some simple foreplay, He started fingering her clit, reached inside to rub on her g-spot, and then he felt something weird.
It’s not cottony like a tampon, it’s kinda slippery. He thinks maybe it’s an IUD, so he wraps his finger around it to pull it out and make a joke …
and it’s a condom.
A yellow, used condom was wrapped around his finger.
He was in such shock, and so bewildered, it took him more than a few seconds to register what was going on. The normal, instantaneous logic chain broke down, and He had to revert to deliberate steps:
Step 1: That is a condom on your finger.
Step 2: It came out of her vagina.
Step 3: Since it came out of her vagina, it must be a used condom.
Step 4: Someone used that condom in her vagina.
Step 5: That someone wasn’t you.
Step 6: That is someone else’s used condom.
Step 7: YOUR FINGER IS TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE’S USED CONDOM. YOUR FINGER IS TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE’S USED CONDOM.
After staring at it for ten seconds and letting his brain work through the logic, my friend frantically waved his hand back and forth until it flings off onto the ground with a loud "Splat!!".
My friend “WHAT THE FUUUCK!!!!”
Whore “Eew. Sorry.”
He then stares at her in disgust, expecting some sort of apology or explanation of her whoreishness, or something that would explain this abomination. She had this contemplative drunken pause, like she was really considering the options.
Now at this point I'm already laughing. I'm gasping for breath and my sides are killing me. But what this White girl says next almost splits my sides and painfully causes my ribcage to expand because of how hard I burst out laughing. She says..
Whore; Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
Just put it in my ass.
