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Approximately 1 in every 3 Somali girls from Toronto will suffer from alcohol poisoning at one point in their life.
Scientists are still trying to figure out why some Somalis claim arab.
A Somali parent's "Insha Allah" can take longer a section 8 waiting list
Some UK Somali women's hijabs can weigh up to 56 kg. It is believed that is where they keep their extra clothes.
The sound of a Hennessy bottle being opened can attract up to 768 Minnesotan girls.
Somali mothers aren't considered agile until they soar like Zach LaVine when their tribe gets mentioned during buraanbur.
The average time an Somali lady waits before she calls the hooyo of a teenage girl who she spots wearing jeans is .07 nanoseconds.
After the release of Drakes Poetic Justice, 90% of Somali girls check the "other" box and write "East African girl" on job applications.
Isaaq females have no trouble reading Arabic on a Diana cream bottle but will stutter when it comes to reading Arabic from the Quran.
70% of women from Toronto have admitted to being in a Paltalk sex-tape.
In a survey, the number one field among Somali women in University was the Nursing program.
Tim Hortons and Starbucks are where most political agendas for Somalia's government are created.
3 in 4 domestic violence cases are from Ogaden couples.
The Dementors from the Harry Potter films where actually 3 ukhtis that were promised Nando's after the shooting.
Keeping eye contact for up to 2 hours straight is considered normal.
Bidaar specialists have determined that K'naan has an estimated 24 months left in the industry before his career deteriorates.
For every human on earth, there are 2 Somali taxi drivers from Minnesota.
Names like Asho, Hodan or Hamdi tend to show up more frequently in abortion clinic databases as opposed to other names.
Studies have shown that 1 in 4 MJ men identify as a woman.
Since Khat was banned in the UK, there has been a 700% increase in middle aged Somali men giving a shit about their children.
Recent polls have shown that 60% of Darood girls have lost their virginities to a hookah hose.
On average, an Arab will kiss the ass of 56 Americans in their lifespan.
One drop of a Hawiye girls sweat can infect up to 2 million people with Ebola.
A Habesha family of 3 will eat the equivalent weight in raw meat as a Hyena family of 10.
The surface of the sun is 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, about 80 times cooler than the grave of Ayaan Hirsi Ali
A Somali girl from UK will ingest up to 64 gallons of semen during her 2 week visit in the US.
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