Smokers hit back

[COOL-MAN]

Haliimo: Do you smoke?
Faarah: Yes
Haliimo: How many packs a day?
Faarah: 3 packs
Haliimo: How much per pack
Faarah: $10.00
Haliimo: And how long have you
been smoking?
Faarah: 15 years
Haliimo: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and
you have 3 packs a day which
puts your spending each month
at
$900.
In one year, it would be
$10,800 correct?
Faarah: Correct
Haliimo: If in 1 year you spend
$10,800 not accounting for
inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at
$162,000 correct?
Faarah: Correct
Haliimo: Do you know that if
you hadn't smoked, that money
could have been put in
a step-up interest savings
account and after accounting
for compound interest for the
past 15 years,
you could have now bought a
Ferrari?
Faarah: Do you smoke?
Haliimo: No
Faarah: Where's your Ferrari
then?

Yah where is her Ferrari?

[Thuganomics]

How slow is she.She shuda known that was coming

[Rambie]

Nice answer,

Greedy Xalimoo's

[Thuganomics]

Pro gun fellow hits back

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things
are you going to teach these young
boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,
isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a
terribly dangerous activity to be
teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how.. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline
before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be
a prostitute, but you're not one, are
you?

[COOL-MAN]