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Somalinet girls which one are you

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Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby BlackRain » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:29 pm

1. The Chatterbox
This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick
This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless
guy on the corner.

3. The Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.
4. The Bimbo
This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets everyday fall into this category,

5. The High Maintenance Chick
If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.

6. The Clingy Girl
This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

7. The Baby’s Mama
This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.

8. The Gold Digger
The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

9. The Club Girl
Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

10. The Feminist
This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do willalways be negative to her.
Ladies, your take on this article?

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby BlackRain » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:31 pm

I once dated 3 and 6 in one. Ilaahay baa i dhaafiyey taas :wow:

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Amira143 » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:40 pm

None of the above.

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby BlackRain » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:41 pm

None of the above.
:usure:

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Libix » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:43 pm

11

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby TheMailMan » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:43 pm

:lol:

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Bella18 » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:46 pm

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I second that abooto calaseeey :lol:

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Hyperactive » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:50 pm

is there a deaf? that is my type girl. no jaqjaq no problem.

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Bandit » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:51 pm

I'm number 8 and 10 :blessed:

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Present » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:53 pm

None. These caricatures are not even normal!

P.S. Sadly modern day has made us dependant on magical lists that should explain the world around us...give me answers ye all-knowing magazine/blog/paper column etc lol

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Libix » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:55 pm

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I second that abooto calaseeey :lol:


:russ: @calaseey. eebay qarxiska naga dhaaf hee. :lol:

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Thuganomics » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:56 pm

:lol: @ hyper

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby BlackRain » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:57 pm

I think i've met most of these girls. Gold Diggers are easy to spot bruh

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby Amira143 » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:57 pm

is there a deaf? that is my type girl. no jaqjaq no problem.

:dead:

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Re: Somalinet girls which one are you

Postby jalaaludin5 » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:20 pm

is there a deaf? that is my type girl. no jaqjaq no problem.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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