Husband hunting

[AbdiJohnson]

Somali women who marry usually have nothing to lose but everything to gain. Their life doesn't change if they decide to put off having kids for a few years. They can still go to school if they wish to do so or work to get meaningful promotions/seniority before going on maternity leave. And seeing as Somali women of this generation like to be entirely dependent on their husbands, it makes sense financially to get married as soon as possible to reap the benefits. Your husband will be paying for your tuition and your car insurance and your high heels. And if you don't like your husband for whatever reason anymore you can just dump him and take half of his things and get on with your life.

Marriage only sucks for Somali men if they do it before 30.

I am,

Abdi "Marry young ladies" Johnson

[bakoorad]

Lol@well endowed. I guess u been well stretched lmao

[AbdiJohnson]

What's well endowed anyways? Over 8 inches?

I am,

Abdi Johnson

[gegiroor]

Guys, most of the family break-ups that I've seen were all caused by men. I have yet to see a case where a wive get rid of her husband in order to be with another man. I have indeed yet to see such a case. I think there are so many exaggerations in the internet.

[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

Hyper, 40 is not old lol...some women pop out babies in their 40s adigana teenager baad kadhadlaysa..lol.
kids are the least thing on my mind now..lol. Inshallah i plan to push out 2-3 kids before i am 40.

Olive, not bad girl so far...shan ban so dabay..wan ku so wici an kaga sheekayn dona


Bokorad, that thing does not stretch a baby comes out of it and it shrinks back to normal the next day. Dhowr jeer baad i af lagaadeysay..hadaad mar laabad af xumo ila so gasho..20 jirow ban kugu ridaya.

[RoobleAlWaliid]

What does she mean with no body hair? Does she want him to shave his his legs?

[gegiroor]

Are you looking for a husband or a pet?

Walaaley you're 27, lets just cut to the chase, inbox me your parents number, and this is a one time offer only, remember your biological clock is ticking + that firm body of yours will not stay firm in a few years time. Ka faro qabso fursadan qaaliga ah, of course I will have to divide my time between you and my current wife, every 2 months baan Ohio kugu imaan.

LOL Ka nax

Xamud is saying it like it is

[bakoorad]

Hyper, 40 is not old lol...some women pop out babies in their 40s adigana teenager baad kadhadlaysa..lol.
kids are the least thing on my mind now..lol. Inshallah i plan to push out 2-3 kids before i am 40.

Olive, not bad girl so far...shan ban so dabay..wan ku so wici an kaga sheekayn dona


Bokorad, that thing does not stretch a baby comes out of it and it shrinks back to normal the next day. Dhowr jeer baad i af lagaadeysay..hadaad mar laabad af xumo ila so gasho..20 jirow ban kugu ridaya.

Iga raali ahow sis and good luck with your endevours

[Adali]

Tall yes 185cm without shoes still growing
dark/brown no brown/light
big eye lashes LMAO thats funny
full lips yes, yes let me take your libs to heaven with a kiss
straight white teeth yes
25-30 yr olds yes 25 but very mature I have dated women older than you
built yes lean, I am about to head out to exercise
extrovert yes extremely
accomplished I have some money saved up can pay for huge wedding but would rather spend it on our honeymoon
Has a well paying job..able to take me on nice dates and vacations hahah i wish but working on it
No body hair I shave it off
Good hygiene yes
He has to know how to cook yes, a wholesome meal is important for what comes afterwards
Smart but not too smart exactly
Doesn't talk back at me no, I'm a team player
patient yes, 45min in bed
listens to my bs all day I will just pretend to listen but instead take the time to enjoy your beautiful face
Good sense of humor..he has to laugh at my corny/dirty jokes if they're bad I won't laugh at the joke but at you, but I will make it seem as if I am laughing at the joke that way we will both enjoy ourselves
Thoughtful and sweet I had a good upbringing raised around sweet and thoughtful people, it rubbed off on me
Well endowed I come with a very versatile tool that does the plumbing really good

[Nabeela]

Sorry I couldn't help it

LOL wtf..

[original dervish]

I'd say be patient...good things come to those who wait.

[MujahidAishah]

Smile what ever you do make sure you see last three months bank statements iyo pay slip you need to know exactly how much he makes And photo ID you never know they could be fobs like OD

[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

Tall yes 185cm without shoes still growing
dark/brown no brown/light
big eye lashes LMAO thats funny
full lips yes, yes let me take your libs to heaven with a kiss
straight white teeth yes
25-30 yr olds yes 25 but very mature I have dated women older than you
built yes lean, I am about to head out to exercise
extrovert yes extremely
accomplished I have some money saved up can pay for huge wedding but would rather spend it on our honeymoon
Has a well paying job..able to take me on nice dates and vacations hahah i wish but working on it
No body hair I shave it off
Good hygiene yes
He has to know how to cook yes, a wholesome meal is important for what comes afterwards
Smart but not too smart exactly
Doesn't talk back at me no, I'm a team player
patient yes, 45min in bed
listens to my bs all day I will just pretend to listen but instead take the time to enjoy your beautiful face
Good sense of humor..he has to laugh at my corny/dirty jokes if they're bad I won't laugh at the joke but at you, but I will make it seem as if I am laughing at the joke that way we will both enjoy ourselves
Thoughtful and sweet I had a good upbringing raised around sweet and thoughtful people, it rubbed off on me
Well endowed I come with a very versatile tool that does the plumbing really good

Aisha, igu haley. I am not a gold digger but i dont mess with broke niggas..btw rumor has it that OD is agirl..lol

[Advo]

Smile what ever you do make sure you see last three months bank statements iyo pay slip you need to know exactly how much he makes And photo ID you never know they could be fobs like OD

She doesn't need to see his pay stub, unless she's bringing in equal or more income.

[BlackVelvet]

Smile what ever you do make sure you see last three months bank statements iyo pay slip you need to know exactly how much he makes And photo ID you never know they could be fobs like OD

She doesn't need to see his pay stub, unless she's bringing in equal or more income.

Isn't that even more offensive? I earn equal to or more than you so walaal I need to know what you're bringing to the table


Gabadha ha lugooynina