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Re: Husband hunting

Postby jalaaludin5 » Thu May 07, 2015 1:03 am

Buraanbur
Tall
dark/brown
big eye lashes
full lips
straight white teeth
25-30 yr olds
built
extrovert
accomplished
Has a well paying job..able to take me on nice dates and vacations
No body hair
Good hygiene
He has to know how to cook :eat:
Smart but not too smart
Doesn't talk back at me
patient
listens to my bs all day
Good sense of humor..he has to laugh at my corny/dirty jokes
Thoughtful and sweet
Well endowed :oops:
:dead:

May I ask what you're bringing to the table?
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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Ismail87 » Thu May 07, 2015 1:11 am

@Jalaaludin did you take notice of how she wants a not-too-smart man :lol: yacni doqon aan la socon hawshay wado

@Smile like sunrise change the header to doqon hunting :sitdown:

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Idman702 » Thu May 07, 2015 1:16 am

To be honest, dumb men are fun to be with. You will wear the pants in the relationship. He does whatever you want. Your family are taken cared of while he ignores his family. You will always remind him that you're the best he can get and he will agree. He won't stray.mHe will spoil you. He will be the babysitter while you have fun with your friends, :blessed:

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby MujahidAishah » Thu May 07, 2015 1:44 am

^^^ then he will snap and end up killing you No thank you

Smile wedding season is upon us I'm sure you can find a farax if worse comes to worse meance is available :shaq:

@Jalal break it down for these little boys that's all I'm bringing and a black bag of clothes hadow he will be leaving with the black bag :win:

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby gegiroor » Thu May 07, 2015 2:02 am

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Sorry I couldn't help it :lol:
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Re: Husband hunting

Postby gegiroor » Thu May 07, 2015 2:09 am

When women rush to marriage, does that mean they are few years from hitting that lamahuraan time (menopause period)? of course I am not implying here Smile is closer to this period.

Thank you for giving me an opening, Smile. My little weird jokes was lately taking shots at someone else in SNET who was talking about how she wanted to get married. I think I will pay attention to your search of a husband now and take shots at it. This is for fun only and no harm intended!

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby eliteSomali » Thu May 07, 2015 2:12 am

Don't rush. Tell your mother not to rush you because you'll need a good amount of time to get to know the fella, though no matter how much time you dedicate to getting to know a woman, they always surprise you.

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Cherine » Thu May 07, 2015 2:17 am

Ilaahay hakuu sahlo. aamiin

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE » Thu May 07, 2015 2:21 am

So if the guy is not too smart he is dumb..miyaa wax u dhaxeeye meleh :?
Anyway..guys who are too smart tend to be less emotionally expressive and over analyze trivial things. They are also stingy, too pessimistic...and serious. Plus boring, socially awkward and guarded.

If i had to choose between a dull pessimistic brainiac ..and an easy going, sensitive farax.. i'd choose the latter.

Aisho,Ilahaay menace ima bado.

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE » Thu May 07, 2015 2:25 am

Don't rush. Tell your mother not to rush you because you'll need a good amount of time to get to know the fella, though no matter how much time you dedicate to getting to know a woman, they always surprise you.
War hedhe isnt six months too damn long to get know someone :x

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby GAMES » Thu May 07, 2015 2:36 am

LoooL.

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Xamud. » Thu May 07, 2015 2:39 am

Buraanbur
Tall
dark/brown
big eye lashes
full lips
straight white teeth
25-30 yr olds
built
extrovert
accomplished
Has a well paying job..able to take me on nice dates and vacations
No body hair
Good hygiene
He has to know how to cook
Smart but not too smart
Doesn't talk back at me
patient
listens to my bs all day
Good sense of humor..he has to laugh at my corny/dirty jokes
Thoughtful and sweet
Well endowed :oops:


Methylamine..nerd I am not a single mother. Garoob kulaha :roll:

Inasomale, ur awoowe caadi maha..btw I don't have shunkansi problems..just having a hard time finding mr right..tired of dating mr wrongs :lol: Abaayo, I thought u were getting married..tho :?




Ps: the apple joke is beaten to death..come up with something new folks.
:| Are you looking for a husband or a pet?

Walaaley you're 27, lets just cut to the chase, inbox me your parents number, and this is a one time offer only, remember your biological clock is ticking + that firm body of yours will not stay firm in a few years time. Ka faro qabso fursadan qaaliga ah, of course I will have to divide my time between you and my current wife, every 2 months baan Ohio kugu imaan.

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Bari14 » Thu May 07, 2015 4:45 am

Buraanbur
Tall
dark/brown
big eye lashes
full lips
straight white teeth
25-30 yr olds
built
extrovert
accomplished
Has a well paying job..able to take me on nice dates and vacations
No body hair
Good hygiene
He has to know how to cook
Smart but not too smart
Doesn't talk back at me
patient
listens to my bs all day
Good sense of humor..he has to laugh at my corny/dirty jokes
Thoughtful and sweet
Well endowed :oops:


Methylamine..nerd I am not a single mother. Garoob kulaha

Inasomale, ur awoowe caadi maha..btw I don't have shunkansi problems..just having a hard time finding mr right..tired of dating mr wrongs :lol: Abaayo, I thought u were getting married..tho :?




Ps: the apple joke is beaten to death..come up with something new folks.
:| Are you looking for a husband or a pet?

Walaaley you're 27, lets just cut to the chase, inbox me your parents number, and this is a one time offer only, remember your biological clock is ticking + that firm body of yours will not stay firm in a few years time. Ka faro qabso fursadan qaaliga ah, of course I will have to divide my time between you and my current wife, every 2 months baan Ohio kugu imaan.
Mah nigga has shukansi down to a science

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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Amira143 » Thu May 07, 2015 4:48 am

:pac: Good luck, Smile! Hope you find mid yar oo miskiin ah that you can push around. ;)
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Re: Husband hunting

Postby Rambie » Thu May 07, 2015 4:54 am

:damn:

Did you chased out the last Faraax already!

I congratulate you on your mirrage not long ago.

What is your game?


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